Qwpzxjor1 Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 Who's the coolest guy in the hospital? The Ultra Sound guy. Who is it when he's away though? The Hip Replacement guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kimmie Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 BOTH I say old bean, I think we've seen this somewhere before!!!! yay i finally get to say it!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
claretman Posted May 9, 2009 Share Posted May 9, 2009 So there I was. Naked with lube on my knob. A stegosaurus glove puppet on one hand and a Tyrannasaurus Rex glove puppet on the other, with a whole box of tissues next to me. How stupid did I feel when I put on the DVD and realised it was called WALKING with dinosaurs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
claretman Posted May 9, 2009 Share Posted May 9, 2009 My wife got a new tattoo, a seashell on the top of her inner thigh. I think its brilliant, cos if you put your ear to it you can actually smell the sea! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted May 9, 2009 VT Supporter Share Posted May 9, 2009 So there I was. Naked with lube on my knob. A stegosaurus glove puppet on one hand and a Tyrannasaurus Rex glove puppet on the other, with a whole box of tissues next to me. How stupid did I feel when I put on the DVD and realised it was called WALKING with dinosaurs! That one tickled me a lot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted May 9, 2009 Share Posted May 9, 2009 So there I was. Naked with lube on my knob. A stegosaurus glove puppet on one hand and a Tyrannasaurus Rex glove puppet on the other, with a whole box of tissues next to me. How stupid did I feel when I put on the DVD and realised it was called WALKING with dinosaurs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve1986 Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 Manchester City have announced the sale of Sean Wright Phillips today To Madonna Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wedge Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 WARNING: IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED PLEASE DO NOT READ THIS JOKE. DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU. I've got a shocking joke which will either leave people chuckling or me being yellow carded, but here goes: The diary of Joseph Frizl's daughter has been found. It read: Monday: Got raped by my Dad Tuesday: Got raped by Dad Wednesday: Me and my sister got raped by Dad Thursday & Friday: Ditto rest of week Saturday: Went to the Blues game, wish I'd have stayed at home with Dad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juju Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 I say old bean, I think we've seen this somewhere before! - see pge 172. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qwpzxjor1 Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 WARNING: IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED PLEASE DO NOT READ THIS JOKE. DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU. I've got a shocking joke which will either leave people chuckling or me being yellow carded, but here goes: Trust me, that's not the worst joke you'll read in this thread.. In fact in comparison to some it's quite tame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted May 10, 2009 VT Supporter Share Posted May 10, 2009 WARNING: IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED PLEASE DO NOT READ THIS JOKE. DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU. I've got a shocking joke which will either leave people chuckling or me being yellow carded, but here goes: Trust me, that's not the worst joke you'll read in this thread.. In fact in comparison to some it's quite tame. Agreed, and its I say old bean, I think we've seen this somewhere before!. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted May 10, 2009 VT Supporter Share Posted May 10, 2009 I was wondering why the cricket ball was getting bigger and bigger...then it hit me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CastleBromVilla Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 Been reading a book this afternoon, 'History of Glue' Couldn't put it down. :notworthy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 Manchester City have announced the sale of Sean Wright Phillips today To Madonna I say old bean, I think we've seen this somewhere before! (by me) about 6 weeks ago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve1986 Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 Manchester City have announced the sale of Sean Wright Phillips today To Madonna I say old bean, I think we've seen this somewhere before! (by me) about 6 weeks ago dear god can all this I say old bean, I think we've seen this somewhere before! stuff stop, doing my head in now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeFoSho Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 Manchester City have announced the sale of Sean Wright Phillips today To Madonna I say old bean, I think we've seen this somewhere before! (by me) about 6 weeks ago dear god can all this I say old bean, I think we've seen this somewhere before! stuff stop, doing my head in now. Stop doing stuff that's I say old bean, I think we've seen this somewhere before! and it'll stop. I'd rather we had the I say old bean, I think we've seen this somewhere before! police so peeople take a bit of notice whether or not they're just repeating the same jokes than reading what is just copying and pasting of stuff over and over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 Manchester City have announced the sale of Sean Wright Phillips today To Madonna I say old bean, I think we've seen this somewhere before! (by me) about 6 weeks ago dear god can all this I say old bean, I think we've seen this somewhere before! stuff stop, doing my head in now. I say old bean, I think we've seen this somewhere before! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikantcpell Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 A woman had been away for two days visiting a sick friend in another city. When she returned, her little boy greeted her by saying: "Mommy, guess what! Yesterday I was playing in the closet in your bedroom and Daddy came into the room with the lady next door and they got undressed and got into your bed and then Daddy got on top of her..." The boy’s mother held up her hand. "Not another word," she said: "Wait till your Father comes home and then I want you to tell him exactly what you've just told me." The Father came home soon afterward. As he walked into the house, his wife said: "I'm leaving you. I'm packing now and I'm leaving you." "But why--" asked the startled father. "Go ahead, Son. Tell Daddy just what you told me." "Well," the son said, "I was playing in your bedroom closet and Daddy came upstairs with the lady next door and they got undressed and got into bed and Daddy got on top of her and then they did just what you did with uncle John when Daddy was away last summer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikantcpell Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 A man goes to the doctor after feeling ill. The doctor says: "You know, you should have come to see me sooner. Unfortunately you have waited too long and you are going to die this evening." The man is distraught and wonders how he is going to tell his wife. Well, he tells her and she takes it pretty well. "Honey, this is going to be a night that you will always remember," she says. "I am going to treat you like a king." She prepares a scrumptious gourmet dinner with wine, candles -- the works. After dinner she slips away and returns in the most incredible negligee the man has ever seen. She leads him into their bedroom. They make the most passionate love they have ever made. The man is beside himself. Once done, the wife rolls over to go to sleep knowing she kept her promise. Well, the husband is wide awake watching the clock. He knows that he is doomed. He taps her. "Honey?" he whispers. She rolls over and they again proceed to make love. Again when they were done she rolls over and he taps her. By now she is getting cranky, but under the circumstances she grants her husband's dying wishes. Finally the wife rolls over and begins to snore. Well, the man decides to tap her again. "Honey?" he whispers. She rolls over and yells: "Would you give it a rest? One of us has to get up in the morning!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 Why is there such a problem with peadophilia in the UK? Cos of all the sexy kids Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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