PaulTheVillan Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 Why does Rupert the Bear wear checked trousers?!! Because he's a clearing in the woods. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted March 4, 2009 VT Supporter Share Posted March 4, 2009 Bad day for the Sri Lanka cricket team yesterday 5 down before lunch and they need a new coach. I'm afraid to post my Jade Goody one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 Bad day for the Sri Lanka cricket team yesterday 5 down before lunch and they need a new coach. I'm afraid to post my Jade Goody one. I need to hear it now you've said that! PM? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
privateer Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 Bad day for the Sri Lanka cricket team yesterday 5 down before lunch and they need a new coach. I'm afraid to post my Jade Goody one. Post it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 How sick are the jokes allowed to be? I remember a 'Sick Jokes' thread being on here once but think it got locked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted March 4, 2009 Moderator Share Posted March 4, 2009 "If you have to ask then don't post the joke" would be a good rule of thumb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 booo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guus Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 What do you get hanging from Banana Trees? Sore Arms! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theduck Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 Whats Green and smells of pork? Kermits Fingers. Aaaaaah Nostalgia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingerlad Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 Wendy Richard, Jade Goody and Patrick Swayze are all to star in panto this year......... Oh no they're not.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingerlad Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 Apparently about 1 person in 10 is homosexual. Also around 1 person in 10 uses an Apple Mac. Coincidence? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingerlad Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 I was about 14-years-old when my dad caught me drinking. I said, "Dad, honest it's the first time." "That's a lie" he replied, "No one ever gets caught at doing anything the first time." So later that night, I went out and raped someone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingerlad Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 FACE. Has their face fallen on one side? ARMS. Can they raise both arms and keep them there? SPEECH. Is their speech slurred? TIME. To rape them. The Rohypnol has taken effect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparey16 Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 haha that Stroke one is quite good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingerlad Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 Beer... helping ugly people to get laid since 1876. Rohypnol... guaranteeing it since 1992. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 Someone discovered Sikipedia have they? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 I recently found out my mum once made a porno movie. I don't know what disgusted me more. The fact she made it, or the fact I carried on wanking after I recognised her face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 To a well known Bryan Adams tune: Baby you're all that I want, When you're lying here in my arms, I'm finding it hard to believe... You're eleven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 Josef Fritzl is delighted that his sentence has been reduced to 100 hours community service. He has been ordered to spend it teaching Gerry McCann how to lock a **** door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common? They both leave little boys' bedrooms with empty sacks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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