Wainy316 Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 You are going to have sex. Aren't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 yep even if I have to do it on my own Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 Standing up, lying down or standing on one leg, hands tied behind your back while singing the entire score of the hms pinafore? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 I am the most vanilla person I know. There will be no orange rammed in my mouth, no candle wax, no snapchat and my best silk tie will not be poked up my back passage to be pulled out at the key moment. One of the guys in work ruined his £45 bestest poshest hand painted silk tie on that particular stunt with a girl he'd only just met. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baselayers Posted May 31, 2014 Share Posted May 31, 2014 I just received a care package of goods from Oakley. Sonofabitch it is STACKED!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoony Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 My housemate spontaneously (drunkenly) bought a massive Thomas the Tank Engine birthday cake. So now I have cake when before I didn't have cake! Btw it's no ones birthday and we are both in our 20s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 I just received a care package of goods from Oakley. Sonofabitch it is STACKED!!!!!!! Just after 2am? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 My housemate spontaneously (drunkenly) bought a massive Thomas the Tank Engine birthday cake. So now I have cake when before I didn't have cake! Btw it's no ones birthday and we are both in our 20s eat it like it's stollen 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 I just received a care package of goods from Oakley. Sonofabitch it is STACKED!!!!!!! Just after 2am? I was going to do a wrong account joke but they're getting a bit tiresome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoony Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 My housemate spontaneously (drunkenly) bought a massive Thomas the Tank Engine birthday cake. So now I have cake when before I didn't have cake! Btw it's no ones birthday and we are both in our 20s eat it like it's stollen The rejected lyrics to "drop it like it's hot". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PriceyDownunder Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 I coach my son's Under 8's (Beginners) team... I get very excited on Mondays as I plan their training for Wednesday nights. Then I'm even more excited on Friday nights because they've trained really well, and I can't wait to see them put it into action on the Saturday... Then they forget and/or ignore everything they've learned and we get our arses handed to us by a team we should be at least competitive with, so I get angry, scream and shout, and generally have the hump for the rest of the weekend. Then I get very excited on Mondays a I plan their training... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 (edited) P Edited June 2, 2014 by troon_villan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 (edited) My housemate spontaneously (drunkenly) bought a massive Thomas the Tank Engine birthday cake. So now I have cake when before I didn't have cake! Btw it's no ones birthday and we are both in our 20s eat it like it's stollen So what your saying is he put a cake into the trolley when he didn't need it .....oh no Edited June 2, 2014 by Meath_Villan 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PieFacE Posted June 2, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted June 2, 2014 Had £10 on Froch to win in the 8th! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted June 2, 2014 Author Share Posted June 2, 2014 Had £10 on Froch to win in the 8th! And you won.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted June 2, 2014 Author Share Posted June 2, 2014 How much? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PieFacE Posted June 2, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted June 2, 2014 £170! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 What were the odds? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baselayers Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 I just received a care package of goods from Oakley. Sonofabitch it is STACKED!!!!!!! Just after 2am? I was going to do a wrong account joke but they're getting a bit tiresome. Not literally that second! Like earlier that evening Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted June 6, 2014 Author Share Posted June 6, 2014 Hopefully get to see some T20 at Warwickshire tonight! Come on sun!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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