villahero

39.....but what i act is a different matter !!!! looks like i'll be next to Mr Mooney at the staring window

Mrs Fellatio is better !!!

" calm down , calm down "......

my work pc blocks the pic...who was it ?

i've just quit my job at the helium factory, due to the boss i'm not being spoken to in that tone of voice

Hi Gen don't know why this interests me but i want to ask... how is fan mail sorted at Villa ?. Do the players all have a pigeon hole ? Who gets the most ? who has the job of sorting it all ? cheers Dean ( VH )

just come and work in a factory like me...it's great

i once sat on noddy holder's knee when i was about 3....so i'm told i played cricket at school against the keyboard player in musical youth my uncle was interviewed about fruit by Ann Diamond on central news...or ATV today i think it was back then

" Raggy ??...is rat rou ?......

on this site, the most over rated is Sigur Ros....i've just heard the new single ' gobbledegook '...the biggest load of steaming dog toffee i've ever heard, it's like a rejected Eurovivon entry.... of the list above though, i'd say Aerosmith... all my own opinion though before the music police come a calling !!!

Carlsberg special brew was invented for Winston Churchill. He had complained that no lager was strong enough for him so the Danish brewery gave him this as a thank you for British help during the war

you sir, are a true ' villahero '

Gen, will you be at the shirt launch on Monday ? ( and will a new goalkeeper ? )

Bof....is it true that there are more Irish people living outside of Ireland than in it ? and if so... is it true that the new Irish tourist slogan is ... ' Ireland....we're not all there ' ....

Bof...are you really Irish or do you just pretend ?

A pissed up bloke phones and teases his ex-wives new husband... " so, how was the second hand pussy " ? the new husband replies " not bad, after the first 2 inches, it was brand new " I keep having my profile rejected on dating websites.... When it gets to the question ' what do you want in a woman ' apparently " My cock " is not an accectable answer A loving husband had ' i love you ' tattooed on his cock. When he got home he showed his wife. She said " there you go, trying to put words in my mouth again " 3 tampons walking down the street, Maxi. mini and Ultra. Which one says " helllo " ? Neither....they're all stuck up clearings in the woods !!!

" mummy ?...where do babies come from ? " " well, daddies make a liquid called sperm and then put it inside mummies " " Do mummies eat it then ? " " yes...if they want new shoes "

Bombtrack- Rage against the machine

Vampire Weekend ..... A - punk

The La's - son of a gun

no preference. take one hot dog...one end tomato, t'other end brown.....but defo no mustard ...that stuff is evil

our Dutch friend Poll...he seems ok

i'm sure he wants to be released !!

chrissy price, chrissy price, chrissy chrissy price, well he's got no hair but we don't care chrissy chrissy price can't think who that one was about !!!

Good morning General let me say first a big thank you for what yourself and Randy have done for my football club. It will always be appreciated. Now sir, onto a little moan !!! This morning i received a letter from Villa stating that unfortunately, my son and his party friends will not be allowed on the mini stadium tour in July as part of his Aston Villa party package ( that was booked weeks ago ) due to re-furbishment. He is so upset as it was arguably the main highlight of the package.To be fair, he has been compensated by being told he will be allowed a full stadium tour in the future and will have extra football games at his party. That's fair General but you try telling a 6 year old boy he cannot tour the stadium on his birthday and then tell him he has to inform his friends that they cannot also !!. Can i just suggest that the club take into consideration pre booked events a little bit more when planning refurbishments. I paid well over a hundred pounds for his party on top of our season ticket renewals. It's a fair bit of money to shell out and 6 year old children , unfortunately cannot appreciate cancellations like us adults !! thanks general