villahero
-
Posts
415 -
Joined
-
Last visited
Content Type
Gallery
Downloads
Profiles
Forums
Blogs
Articles
Media Demo
Store
Events
Everything posted by villahero
-
a young girl sneeks her boyfriend in after a night out. They're heavy petting on the sofa when the lad asks if he can use the toilet. " no " says the girl " the toilet's upstairs and you'll wake my parents" the lad pleads " oh please, i'm desperate ". The girl sighs " no, look if you want to go, just do it in the kitchen sink ", so the lad scurries off. About a minute later, a call comes from the kitchen.... " have you got any bog roll ? "
-
were you doing him from behind sir ? :winkold:
-
a Yuletide meal at an expensive restaurant is disturbed when a woman starts screaming " my son's choking" she cries " he's swallowed the sixpence in the christmas pudding, please help" Without speaking, a man stands up at a nearby table and walks over nonchalantly, smiling pleasantly, he grips the boy by his balls and squeezes, the boy coughs and out pops the coin. " thank you so much" beams the relieved mother, " are you a paramedic ?" "no" replies the man " i work for the inland revenue " !!!
-
VillaTalk Awards 2005 - Moderator of the year
villahero replied to jimmygreaves's topic in Off Topic
oh go on, they won't give me any at the chemist.....i asked if they did Viagra and they said yes. i asked if i could get it over the counter and they said maybe if you take enough tablets !!.... they asked if i had a prescription but i said no and would a photograph of the missus do instead !!!!!!! i'm here all week !! -
VillaTalk Awards 2005 - Moderator of the year
villahero replied to jimmygreaves's topic in Off Topic
gets my vote...( cough , cough ) -
what d'ya call a policewoman with a shaven fanny ? word removed stubble
-
ANAL SEX.....it's **** shit !!!!!!
-
most of us know that Liverpool airport has been renamed 'john Lennon' but did you know that a big sign greets you as you enter featuring a line from Lennon's most famous song ' imagine '...the sign says " above us only sky "......but because it's Liverpool, shouldn't they have used a different line from the same song......" imagine no possesions " !!!!
-
...-..--....----...-..--...--..----.....-..-.....-.. ..-..-....-.....-......---.-..-..-...-..-....--....----. ..-.-...--....--......-...-...-...-...-...-...-......--.. -.-..-....-.......---....-.....-....-....-....-.--...-.-. DAVID BLUNKETT'S RESIGNATION
-
the right is louder ( thanks to the bloke who always stands up , turns around and starts a chorus of ' Holteenders in the sky' ) but the left certainly has more flags !!!
-
i've always thought Loftus Road was quite good
-
doctor is examining a bloke and notices his yellow cock. the doctor is puzzled and asks " is there anyone in your family with the same problem ", the bloke answers no so the doctor asks " do you come into contact with chemicals at work ? " the bloke replies " no, i don't work " the doctor asks " well what do you do all day ? " to which the bloke replies " i just watch porn films whilst eating ' quavers ' !!!!
-
just had this on e-mail........... what have heather mills and everton got in common ? their second leg is just for show !!!! poor taste but amusing
-
READING ?????
-
i asked emma myself what her panties were like ..." wet and windy " was the reply !!!
-
my missus works at central tv and knows that sarah jane who does the sport and she STILL hasn't introduced me to her !!!...the selfish bitch !!!
-
36 and suddenly feeling like it !!!
-
irish race horse trainer is doing 100 mph in his land rover and horse box on the m5 when he's pulled over by the cops. " why the rush sir " they ask..." i'm late for a meeting at exeter officer , i must get there for the first race ". " ok" say the cops, can i have a look in your horse box ? " the cops have a look and go back to the trainer " there's no horses in there mate " they say.." i know " says the trainer ...." they're non runners " !!!!
-
blues fans wouldn't know how to get on...you can't get internet on a spectrum zx81 !!!!
-
yeah, especially this season...well bored after 10 minutes !!!
-
hopefully, Angel ( but all the strikers really ) now know they can't **** about otherwise they're benched but i'd start with kev and baros
-
I'd say Yorkie but i will always love deano for saying on sky we were the best club he'd ever played for
-
Did anybody really think 'significant' funds were available?
villahero replied to ahamaad's topic in Villa Talk
i think villa fans' sub-concious always lets them believe what comes out of Villa park, every time we are let down but every time we believe the next quote of untold fortunes and wonderful signings that will be happening !! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- AH MR PARRY .. DO YOU ACCEPT LUNCHEON VOUCHERS ?