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the Wedding present...Why are you being so reasonable now...in French

Hi General, I was able to take up the fantastic offer for the north stand lower this season gen and i purchased not just one season ticket for myself but also for my six year old son. this has been his first season and he's had a brilliant time. I just want to know when we will hear about prices for next season. I don't expect my tickets to be such a bargain as this season's but will there be much of an increase ?. I'm desperate to be able to afford for my son to continue going along with me cheers Dean

irishman, Australian and a scouser are sat in a pub when Jesus walks in. All 3 are amazed and quickly order him a drink. When finished, jesus walks over to them and first approaches the Irishman. shaking his hand, Jesus says " thank you my son for the Guiness, very enjoyable "...to his amazement the Irishman realises his arthritic hand is cured " fantastic " he shouts. Jesus approaches the Aussie and too shakes his hand " thank you for the Fosters my son, a lovely drink "...and again, to the Aussie's amazement, he notices his withered hand is completely normal " strewth, great " he shouts... Then Jesus approaches the scouser....who makes a run for it " **** off ", he shouts " i'm on invalidity benefit ! !!!

OldFart's school reunion gets underway bickster's christmas presents revealed Nickrogers gives his reaction to the old " Defoe to Villa " debate.. Capello pleased with 1st day's work

phew....

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" It's......"

...and my lad got a free 2008 calendar from the club.Thanks for looking after us so well General !!!!

you've added a joke there Bri and you never knew it !!!!

think someone's nicked your ice cream mate !!!!

i guessed who wrote that without having to go back and check !!!!

It's a bloooser special..... Karren Brady is asked about Blues' chances of going down Steve Bruce empties locker and waits for car up to Wigan " Do i hear 1 pound for the anal butt plug ? "

I like helping Villa help Acorns....

Trekka and mates get ready for a visit to the market

Scott Carson is well pleased with the Derby victory Meanwhile, outside St Andrews, locals meet the new Birmingham City mascot

the bloke top left has no mouth !!! middle right is the lead singer of ' the magic numbers ' bottom left is a ventriloquist with dummy on lap

i think he's guilty....and whilst were at it, i'd ask him where he's hiding Madelaine ?

isn't it on at some stupid time in the morning ?...bowing down to the bloody yanks* again * Randy and the Gen aside of course

but for the size of this city....there isn't really much competition though is there ? and if anyone mentions UB40, i'll insert a rather large garden gnome inside you...good day

Doris went to see a medium as she was desperately missing her husband Alf who'd been dead 6 months. The medium contacted Alf and his soft voice could be heard in the darkly lit room Doris...." is that you Alf, oh i've missed you so much sweetheart. What's it like on the other side ? Alf........" oh it's ok Doris love, in fact i've been flying today " Doris...." oh, you hated flying when you were with me Alf" Alf........" yeah, but it's different when you cross over Doris love ...in fact i went swimming all day yesterday " Doris...." oh, but you hated the water when we were together. All this flying. all this swimming, it doesn't seem like you Alf " Alf........" but Doris love, i don't have much choice........i'm a **** duck "

beans as a filling in a sandwich toaster !!!...holy mamma

hot pizzas that burn your palette and end you up with stringy skin in the top of your mouth !!

slightly off topic but i've just picked up the complete series of ' Police squad ' ( the series that spawned 'The Naked Gun ' )for 6 quid from Asda !!!...didn't even know it had been released....bonus !!

old bbc formula 1 theme tune ?

My Bloody valentine - glider