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villahero

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  1. probably because there was rashioning back then :winkold:
  2. I think Omid Djalili is really, really shit
  3. The frustrating thing though General for the majority of fans is that our new shirts will not be available in time for many fans to wear on their summer holidays which is like a tradition in this country. They like to display their ' colours' , so to speak.
  4. My workmate's just had a row on a Hungarian
  5. I don't understand these Ethiopians. They think nothing of running 26 mile marathons.....but if they have to walk 5 miles to get fresh water they moan like ****
  6. Had the police at my door last night. They said " sorry sir but it looks like your wife has been in an accident ". I said " yeah i know....but she has a great personality "
  7. New Zealand ?....ahh..i miss old Nick Rogers i do
  8. Hi Gen At the start of the season i asked if it would be possible in future to have the home shirt available first as people like to wear them on holiday and that the ' claret and Blue ' colors ( that spelling just for you ) are easily identifiable to 'admiring ' onlookers !!!!. Any info on what order the club intends to do for next season's releases ? Cheers
  9. would i get booed if i said ' Gary Glitter ' ?
  10. I see Banana's are going up in price
  11. He's the star of that new film ' kick ass ' and he played John Lennon in the film ' Nowhere boy' which was directed by his missus who's having his kid. As said, He's 19 she's 43. Fair play to them....although she does have a face a dog wouldn't lick
  12. quite a few singers have birthday's today....Eric Clapton, Tracy Chapman, Celine Dion, Norah Jones.....oh and Rolf Harris but i'd put him in the catagory of ' Painter & Decorator '
  13. General before it's even made, i cannot accept tiredness as an excuse. Tired is what i am after just getting in from work, in again at 6am tomorrow and then Monday morning i start my working week again. This was appalling, utterly appalling and their best striker was on the bench !!!! Can i ask a question ?. Would you have accepted ' tiredness ' as an excuse from your troops ? I'm sorry but i'm so, so mad about this performance
  14. Mexican pun time.... Selma Hayek is Mexican isn't she ?....well she ' cancun ' and suck my Nodger any time
  15. i ordered a Chinese takeaway last night. It came to a tenner. Just as he handed over the bag i asked him " what is the name of Jordan's son '?...He answered " Harvey Price "....i said " brilliant, here's your fiver..byyeeee"
  16. Why do blokes find it necessary to wipe the entire contents of their nose all over the wall when having a piss in a public urinal ?...
  17. There's no better way to attract new season ticket holders than to have 2 possibly 3 trips to wembley for those that already are !!.... Belated Birthday wishes Gen, What's the Doc say about coming over to the Semi ?
  18. one that was doing the rounds on the coach yesterday.... Carlos Tevez wasn't happy that his new baby didn't look like him. His wife said " Patience...i haven't boiled the kettle yet " sorry but i pissed myself
  19. I've been seeing a retarded girl for a few weeks now and we're keen to take it to the next level....anyone know where i can get some window flavoured condoms from ?
  20. Hey, guess who i just saw at the petrol station ?, that ' Human Torch ' bloke from The Fantastic Four movies....i tried to get his autograph but he just kept rolling around on the floor screaming a lot
  21. I'm popping out to my mates later but i won't be stopping.... because i'm driving a Toyota
  22. scoring a goal via a big deflection is like shagging a girl in a wheelchair...your not proud of it but it still counts
  23. I've just been banned from a muslim clothes shop !!!!....i only asked for a **** bomber jacket !!!
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