Paddy is in a pub and the tv is on showing the evening news and it's covering the story of a guy about to jump off a high rise block. A bloke says to Paddy " i bet you 20 quid he jumps ". " ok " says Paddy, " i bet 20 he wont ". With that, the guy jumps. Mortified, Paddy goes to hand over the 20 quid. " Nah, i can't take your money paddy " says the bloke, " I saw it earlier on the lunchtime news ".
" so did i " replies Paddy, " but i didn't think the silly **** would do it again "