A pissed up bloke phones and teases his ex-wives new husband...
" so, how was the second hand pussy " ?
the new husband replies " not bad, after the first 2 inches, it was brand new "
I keep having my profile rejected on dating websites....
When it gets to the question ' what do you want in a woman ' apparently " My cock " is not an accectable answer
A loving husband had ' i love you ' tattooed on his cock. When he got home he showed his wife. She said " there you go, trying to put words in my mouth again "
3 tampons walking down the street, Maxi. mini and Ultra. Which one says " helllo " ?
Neither....they're all stuck up clearings in the woods !!!