I cannot wait for the endless fish and tits puns, 450 pages of will he, won't he guff over a player we were never even interested in. The joy, the tears. The ups, the downs. 11 different incarnations of Messi11, Villatalkers hanging on the words and tweets of a 12 year old whos making it up for s**ts and giggles and it all ending with 3 new cult hero transfer targets being consigned to Julie B's basement.