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Yes. When Mumsy walked in on him mid stroke.

How do you circumcise a bluenose? Kick his sister in the mouth.

Flatten the curve. Please maintain social media distancing.

Reminds me of a joke. What do you call a bloke with a 3 inch willy? Justin.

If the owner's ambitions are sincere, and if they want to get the best possible return on their investment in the club, then Jack Grealish is not for sale.

After reading the last 10 or so pages of this thread...

One of these guys is the face of an oppressive and corrupt organisation set in a dystopian world. The other guy is Joseph Fiennes from The Handmaid's Tale.

Alot of reasons have been mentioned as to why Jack stays, so I will just add another which hasn't probably been touched on much. In my FF team, I had Foden, Lo Celso and Stones. Great players, who would start every week at any club, except for Mank City apparently. It was frustrating, because Pep likes to rotate his players, regardless if there are no injuries or fatigue. Such was my disappointment to find a fat 0 next to their names, despite them winning well. Jack throws a hissy fit if he is subbed off in the last 2 minutes. How is he going to feel that he is not going to play every game at a club which has no soul in the first place?

Included small heath. Apparently their new technical director is going to take them places.

In other made up news... Keinan Davis has been apprehended in Birmingham's Bull Ring while free balling in a tutu and screaming " I am Penelope, the princess pig!" "Short and Hard". a website that specialises in midget porn, will become Aston Villa's new sleeve sponsor. Transfer talks with Julian Alvarez come to a shuddering halt, when it reveals that the footballer doesn't exist, but is a popular Argentinian children's cartoon character. I can see why they make shit up. Its fun.

Yeah, funny that. Of the last 16, England have qualified with a massive total of 2 goals. I think England needs a striker more than Germany does, or more accurately, a manager that knows WTF he is doing.

From what I hear, the factory believes that somehow your uncle was responsible for the fire. Not sure about the details, but apparently your uncle doesn't have a leg to stand on.

I have. He will be fine.

Also, to add, if you turn them inside out, you can use them twice. Also, footy socks give you the length and durability to allow you to " floss" with it.

True. Tissues, sock, a small family pet, are more comfortable and effective ways to wipe your bum instead of a piece of A4.

Interesting going back to the first few pages of this thread. AVFC Pride of Brum's take on the hype over a 14 year old Jack, and @sir_gary_cahill getting the mickey taken by saying Jack would become ten times the player Adam Johnson is (was). He was absolutely right.

Known for his skillful penetration.

Seems like a lovely place. Are they planning on adding more erections?

Yes, and Perry Neyem often recalls those two dribbling past him.

I disagree. You shouldn't sugarcoat it. They will eat that too.

What is the difference between a joke and 3 dicks? Your Ma can't take a joke.

Had sex with the ex in an elevator. It was wrong on so many levels.

I am getting annoyed with all these journos trying to trigger us with their clickbait of links with players we dont want. From now on, I am only going to rely on the one source that produce credible links with integrity and honesty. Villareport.

That article lost all credibility when it said Sanson was out of favour. Stupid turdmonger cant get his facts straight.