leemond2008

Haha the first one we done we mentioned that Samuel would be the most common name to crop up

ah well if you aint aloud to do that you still get the picture

Me and my flatmate are sitting here naming two completely random films and trying to get from one to the other in 6 actors or less. thought it mite be worth a try on here for example get from 'gone with the wind' to 'transformers (the 2007 version)' gone with the wind starred thomas mitchell who was in pocketfull of miracles with Hope Lange who was in nightmare on elm street part 2 which was the sequel to NOES 1 which features Johnny Depp who was in the tourist with Anjelina Jolie who was married to Billy Bob Thornton who was in eagle eye which starred shia le bouf (or whatever his name is) who was in transformers so someone name 2 films (no porn for the sake of the game) and then try and match them in 6 or less people its actually amazing how easy it is to link two films with the help of IMDB

Ah I knew the maidana fight was coming up but didn't realise it was this weekend, is it on the same time as the cleverly fight? hope not cuz I can only record the same thing that I am watching because my sky + is shite yeah that seems to be the way that box nation is going at the moment with the lineups, rather than having 3 or 4 big names on everynow and again like sky was doing with the english fighters they seem to be spreading them out far too much for my liking get cleverley, groves and mitchel all on a best of brittish bill or something like that rather than having 1 a week fighting a nobody

ive never ever so much as tried a suit on in my life

rite then enough of this pair of **** idiots I see B-hop and Dawson are having their rematch on 26th april gunna be shown on boxnation this weekend is Cleverly v Karpency, Cleverly should absolutely piss that.

Ok then after a tricky weekend I have just got back from her house, her fella is away at the minute and we didn't get up to any funny business at all. I think I can say we are no longer playing with fire for the minute. It's **** killing me because it is so obvious what is going on from both sides but neither of us can do **** all about it, Tis for the best though.

Yeah that wasnt fight promotion it was idiocy

I tend to use ladbrokes when I am online but if I am putting a bet on via my phone then the paddy power app is a lot better

All done mega session things got weird, I'm confused as ****. Proper mad head ****

At the party shit is getting wierd, see relationship thread

Just in the gosta green at the moment and **** me the Stella is flat as **** but it's the way the new barmaid is pulling thr pints, she seems really happy though and I don't have the heart to tell her she is shit at her job...oh yeah, she also takes the money off you before pulling thr pint, that is wrong, I have gone to pay her for a drink twice three times now

I would say that I would turn up for this but to be honest I am happy associating you all with your avatars your probably a bunch of bastards in person

I have never got the things with podcasts, what do you actually listen to? I have tried them before but never ever found one that I would think ''yeah i'll listen to that every week''

thats why i get my indian friends to deliver it to my door

if I am in any fit state when I get home tonight its gunna be a chicken madrass, extra chillies, boiled egg, and a touch of sag naan bread pilau rice chicken tikka starter chapati that should leave me with enough for breakfast as well

someone called me duck the other day, I went **** quackers at them

just won £40 on the roulette on paddy power on me phone **** buzzing that will pay for some of tonight at least

sounds epic

my mood has just took an instant turn for the worse my mate has just came in and handed out wedding invitations, this immediately causes all the bints in the office to start gushing for 20 minutes, 20 **** MINUTES, about what a pretty card it is, what the **** is the matter with people its a bit of card with a date time and location on it, do these people have nothing better to do with their lives other than gush about a completely **** inane object such as a **** card something else had pissed me off as well but I cant remember what that...oh yeah having to do monthly phone audits for my team, we are 3 months behind on them which means this is me for the next 3 days of work, sitting at my desk with some headphones on, that sounds pretty decent aside from the fact that I have their moronic voices being piped directly into my head all **** day and heaven forbid I take the headphones off for a minute to go and grab myself a drink because I remove the headphones only to be greeted by the same **** voices cackling away like **** hyenas, I dont like speaking to you, I dont like the sound of your voice yet I am being forced to listen to it on a continuous loop for literally about 24 hours in total. jesus christ its gunna be a long day oh that and I have just blatently been collared perving over a bird who started working down the other end of the office the other day

well there is only one thing for it ram a pen down his throat and staple his hands to the desk....then once you have got the new guy out of the way you can get started on the word removed you dont like

I quite enjoy that overwhelming feeling of unexplicable hatred it makes me feel much less nasty when I contemplate the many ways in which I could kill them and dispose of their bodies without being caught

Not looking forward to this weekend at all I just want a quiet one but there aint much chance of that happening its me mates last day at his current job so he wants to celebrate so I have been roped into going out on the lash tonight satday I have gotta go to a birds house warming and could potentially be...interesting, and not in a good way then I am going to make my excuses and footslap it back home to watch the boxing, me mate is coming round to watch that, no doubt he will be armed with a bottle of vodka or sommet i'm just hoping I can sneak away from the house warming without picking up a load of stragglers who wanna watch the fight sunday if I am in any fit state I will go me mom n dads for dinner

I always thought a pop quiz should have at least a little relevance to a fizzy drink like pop quiz 1-in what year was coca cola established 2-who holds the record for shoving the most cans of apple tango up there arse 3-what is the secret ingrediant of IRN BRU 4-which famous brand of drink did NOT invent father christmas 5-why did they stop making lemon tango 6-if you drank 6 pints of pepsi max in quick succession and then let rip the most ferocious belch you had inside you, how long would that belch last for

country/southern rock music sloths koi carp horror films probably the most pointless things to be knowledgeable in ever