leemond2008

Oh yeah I may have put this one in here before The **** idiots who try to give you the 'shortlist' magazines in town. I am still half asleep walking to work first thing in the morning to be accosted by a parasitic dickhead in a bright orange jacket aggressively thrusting a magazine into my face GET AWAY FROM ME YOU CLOWN If I was interested in one of your poxy **** magazines I would go over to you and say something along the lines of ''excuse me kind sir but I am curious as to what interesting articles are in this edition of the magazine you are kindly giving away, would it be possible if I could please take one to read at a later time'' Instead you get a wide eyed mother **** who looks like a hyperactive koala jumping up and down in front of me trying to force me to take one of these shitty magazines It wouldnt be so bad but there is always **** hundreds of them on the desk in reception at work

I agree with this completely a woman that I worked with for nearly 9 years died a few weeks ago, now dont get me wrong in work she was a real battleaxe and no one liked her, but outside of work she was a lovely woman always had time for everyone etc etc, I would get into work an hour early sometimes just so I could sit down and have a chat with her. When they announced the news that she had lost the fight and all that stuff everyone was shocked and upset etc as you can imagine, quite a few people already knew how bad she was anyway which kind of softened the blow (if thats the right thing to say) Once the everyone had got over that though the fun and games started, people were pretty much demanding that the whole department gets shut down for the whole day so everyone can go to the funeral, now I'm sorry but funerals normally only last for 1hour max as far as I am aware and I am sure the the womans poor husband wouldnt fancy 20 people who he doesnt know turning up in his home for the wake afterwards. The gaffa has said that everyone can go to the funeral but they have to come back to work after. I am pleased that they are letting us go to the funeral and completely understand that it doesn't warrant a whole day off work but other people are just more concerned about trying to blag a free day off work and see attending it as the perfect way to go about it, oh by the way the funeral is on a friday as well so come 12 O'Clock everyone would be free to let their hair down and enjoy the rest of the day really annoyed me that did

and my country songs for the day so far have been justin townes earle - harlem river blues steve young - dont think twice (its alright) townes van zandt - flying shoes hayes carll - wild as a turkey steve earle - gringo's tale cant do links cuz i'm at work and youtube is blocked

I watched j.edger last night Very good film nothing spectacular, superbly acted but a bit of a slow burner. It's one of those films you know exactly what you are going to get before you go into it. The made quite a big thing of him being gay as well which whilst I knew about the rumours I thought they were always pretty strongly denied so that was quite a brave move if that was the case

Nah 4.5 or 4.7% there is plenty stronger

Hayes carll - Beaumont

That's quite a common sex dream mate. The barn owl represents your penis. The injury is symbolism for a limp dick problem. Others not helping, that's your girlfriend's refusal to touch it. You think dreaming of barn owls is strange I had a dream that foxes kept on putting a bird I know in a giant hamster ball and pushing her up a tree whilst she was sleeping and when we sat watch to try and catch them I realised thr foxes were twice as big as normal and actually super intelligent and one laughed at me and ran away Then there was one just the other night when I was getting attacked by loads of winged creatures (thr main bastard being a giant winged horse) so I slapped it on it's nose and called my war donkey (A **** WAR DONKEY) to come and help me and he spat in thr horses face and kicked thr **** out of the other creatures and then I realised I was out of sugar so we went to the shop to buy some Then there was the one when me and a bird I work with went to a Chinese buffet and a gorilla came rampaging in and threw food all over thr place and kidnapped a Chinese waitress and ran out with her I actually note all of my dreams down as I have them cuz they are so **** up An injured barn owl is **** all lol

Just to clarify my night alone drinking was going to consist of no more than 6 cans of red stripe

She wasn't a munter lol

See I rarely drink at home unless it's a weekend and the football is on (that's just a standard thing to do) but weeknights I never drink therefore I think it's fine

England football matches...has anyone actually watched the match tonight? I have no interest in the international team and it's quite upsetting to flick thr telly on and see we are getting beat 2-0 and realise you couldn't give a shit one way or the other

Rite then I'll explain why I ask, for the first night in about 3 or 4 weeks me flatmate has fooked off and I have got the place to myself and when I was asked what I was up to tonight by someone at work I said "I'm going home to switch the lights off and have a few cans in the dark whilst I listen to me music, I can't wait for it" Now a few people questioned that and said it was wrong and it is an unwritten rule that you don't drink when you are on your own etc etc I explained that I wasn't Gunna get pissed just get a few cans and completely chill outon my own for the first time in weeks. Any way just as I have cracked my first can and was half way through my first song I get a txt message saying "open up" I go down stairs and sure enough I have company, now don't get me wrong I don't mind this girls company and was actually quite glad of it but when I asked her what bought her round to mine to darken my towels she said "I didn't like the thought of you sitting drinking alone, so I thought I'd give ya some company" I'm not depressed or stressed about fook all I was just looking forward to being left alone for a change to listen to what I wanted as loud as I wanted whilst having an alcoholic beverage or two, I wasn't planning on gettin twisted out of my skull and killing myself or anything like that. Is it really that socially unacceptable to have a drink on your own???

By wifi **** hotspots or whatever try are called, everytime I try to get my phone online this thing pops up and pretty much blocks all Internet usage until I switch my wifi off. Even when I am sitting in someones house it still happens **** ball ache **** off BT and let me enjoy thr joys of VT whilst on the bus without having to **** about with my phone sttings

Thing that pisses me off is work, not even the people at work for a change just work. I could do my team leaders job standing on my **** head (in fact I already do the majority of it for her cuz she is incapable) and I get downgraded because I have a "negative attitude" and I complain too much Yes I do complain and yes I am negative but it's only because I am doing my own job and half of her job whilst she **** off talking to all the other bints about how busy she is, ah well **** it I've got a shit load of rum to drink tonight, let's see how busy she is when I am too hungover to help her out

To be honest last night was a complete waste of time boxing wise, I recorded the madiana fight but the rest of it was complete gash

thing is whilst I agree that he has got little chance of getting the decision Pac got beat quite clearly in his last fight for me. I like Bradley I would like to see him do something and I think that Pac has been looking decidedly average in his last few fights

I'm called miserable depressing anti social word removed at work for a reason as well

rite then you swines what you all up to this weekend? I'm having a quiet one for a change going round me mom n dads tonight couple of bottles of stella cidre and a curry going kings balti gunna have a chicken and lamb tikka madrass with a touch of sag a boiled egg and extra chopped chillies keema pilau rice chapati tomorrow I mite stay round me mom n dads, depends if they start doing my head in or not. sunday go back round me mom n dads for me sunday dinner rock n fooking roll

I hate having my photo took cant stand it, cant fake smile for the camera, I try but I just end up looking like a fool. Always been the same since I was a babby I used to hide under the table as soon as I saw a camera. that said there are probably hundreds of photos of me on facebook acting like a drunkern loon but I wouldnt know because I dont have a profile

deep purple - in rock - cry free alice cooper - billion dollar babies - raped and freezing primal scream - riot city blues - the 99th floor tom waits - nighthawks at the diner - eggs and sausage (in a cadilac with susan michelson) pink flloyd - the wall live 1980 - goodbye blue sky

lynyrd skynyrd - edge of forever - full moon night guy clark - workbench songs - magdalene david bowie - bowie at the been - changes janis joplin - farewell song tyranosaurus rex - prophets seers and sages: the angels of ages - eastern spell [take 5]

I often am

you should give the truckers a go they are **** amazing, going by your taste in music you would probably really like them

lets go again then the black crowes -the lost crowes - thunderstorm 654 steve earle - copperhead road - even when im blue drive by truckers - gangsatbilly - why henry drinks john lennon - lennon legend - love bo diddley - the chess box - deed and deed I do

i'm guessing it is the drive by truckers that you dont have? did you ever listen to the stuff I was talking about in the music thread?