leemond2008

the fact that I am getting so much pain off my hips is doing my head in, even my good one has been playing up over the weekend, pretty **** depressing man.

Just been for a crap in the gosta green and the bog roll is like silk Really soft man I'm quite surprised it's normally like wiping your arse with sandpaper, that has cheered me up a bit

I think I take the prize for being the most hate filled person on VT Any way **** morons in pubs there are two big units in the pub I mean they are like obese **** rhinos and the volume of them is **** ridiculous, yes you are a fat mess but you don't need to draw attentiong to yourself by screaming like a **** dick all **** day I can see you (it's hard to miss you you lard arsed freak) but that doesn't give you the rite to **** try to talk and poke fun at everyone who goes up the bar And don't even get me started on the Geeza dressed as a pig

Just about to have last nights curry for breakfast (chicken morchi, madrass hot with extra chillies) then me mate is coming round mine for a few cans then we are flying up to the gosta green for a fair few alcoholic beverages Dunno what it is at the minute but I seem to be drinking a hell of a lot more than usual, still I'm enjoying it, I think half of I is cuz my crippling hangovers seem to have subsided for some strange reason

My parents never saw any harm in letting me watch horror films when I was really young and for the main part they never scared me. Except for the old an in poltergeist 2 I still get the odd random nightmare about him now

mooney...mate....get out

Its funny I always put that I am doing that but I very rarely do end up doing that, something always comes up or I get pressured into going out and getting bladdered no plans for tonight (havent checked what boxing is on but I dont think it is anything great so I'll probably just **** about and have a drink with me flatmate tonight tomorra one of me mates wants to go out so probably end up at the gosta for about 2 or 3 oclock and just carry on from there sunday either round me mom n dads for dinner or stay in and recover

I really need to get my eyes sorted I'm blind as a bat I actually have a pair of binoculars that are shaped like penguins on my desk so that I can see the whiteboard in the office really am blind I'm gunna get them done in the next few weeks, taking a bird with me to pick out some specs so that I dont look like a fool

I agree I basicly make no time for anyone who I dont like, if I think you are a knob I will not associate with you, I dont wanto decide I dont like you and then choose to spend time with you in the hope that I ''get you'' your a knob, he's a knob, she's a knob deal with it you bunch of knobs I'm sure people think the same about me but I geniuinely couldnt give a toss, as long as the people I like and get on with have time for me then thats all that matters

I would only leave England for Texas never been there but thats where I would go

shit no i'm not I'm 26...I think

I'm 27 and I dont class myself as young

I am pretty sure that if I drove I would spend twice as much time in this thread than I already do. Jesus I am a whinging really bad person at the best of times but the thought of driving would tip me over the edge I recon I would go all michael douglas in falling down

what you crazy cats up to this weekend then? pretty shit one for me, no money and the plans I did have are cancelled, looks like its a quiet one with a few tins to be drunk over the weekend, pretty shit man I feel like getting bladdered tonight

The fact that I don't own an iron...or a woman to do my ironing I've got that funeral to go to and just pulled out my shirt and it looks a dishevelled mess, does that trick with hanging a shirt in the bathroom and putting the shower on full blast to steam the creases out actually work??? Ah well I'll soon find out

Yeah cracking fight that will be, I said earlier that I was surprised they managed to pull it off

Just got in and put question time on, best thing on tv, just a shame I miss the first 1/2 hour of it every week

oh dear god a few years ago me and me mate had a 13 hour session in the charley hall (started at 10 in the morning) snake biting old rosie and stella (back when we were serious drinkers) must have done over 15 pints of the stuff easy, it was about 11 o'clock before they refused to serve us for being too drunk me mate walked up to classics chipshop and rowed on them because HE dropped his steak and kidley pie on the floor old rosie is **** evil but that was one of the most fun times ive ever had in a pub

fine then irreventad dont ask me any questions...I wouldnt answer them anyway

BULLFROG BLUES BY RORY GALLAGHER **** quality

bluegrass is great when its done well currently listening to rory gallagher - live in europe - **** brilliant the man was criminally underated

chicken and lager would go down a treat rite about now to be honest I wouldnt worry about me take a look at the rants I had around christmas time in this thread about the degenerates that I work with

not this time lol

peacock

Oh yeah the **** baby squad are back in work aint they, jesus christ a girls friend has had a baby apparently and its **** bedlam shrieking idiots running round cackling like **** hyena's ''oohhh look how small it is'' (its a **** baby what do you expect something the size of a **** bouncy castle???) ''oohhh look how much hair its got'' (I'm curious now I actually wanto see a picture of this ape like baby) ''oohhh doesnt it look like its mom'' (1-its a **** baby it is pretty dificult to liken iits features to its mothers judging from a photo that has been took minutes after the poor hairy ape like child was born 2-she is the things mother, if it looks like anyone you would expect it to be its mom or dad, I would be pretty concerned if it looked like old aunty edna from down the **** road) I spend too much time in this thread