see I am for some reason really prone to sickness and diareah always have been, if someone in the office is going to get it and make everyone else ill with it its normally me.
I know what you mean about people taking the piss but there are some people in our office who call in literally every Monday and dont get **** all said to them however when it is someone like me that calls in (last time I had a day off that wasnt for a hospital appointment was well over 12 months ago yet when I call in I still get a grilling even though I am not faking it, which is why I think, if you are going to try and **** about with me and make me come into work when I am quite blatantly not well then I will **** about with you and not come back until every last sniffly snuffle or dribble of shite has cleared up and I am fit to run a marathon