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Whatever floats your boat I guess....

On a level just below audi words removed

Yeah but he's from proppa Stourbridge. Mate.

Spawny vile. Again. Mate.

Yeah.....perhaps I didn't go in to enough detail. It was a cup semi vs arsenal I think and this yam yam moron was shown through our door by a bbc lackey who told him that "this area will have to do, so get changed here and get on the pitch for the pics". Not annoying in itself but it was his arrogant attitude that first raised my hackles....acting as if he was a celebrity....then he clocked my villa blazer and started saying how we "am jammy" and how wolves had made villa park full for the first time that season....he really was disrespectful but I made mental allowances for him....he came across as the sort who read the sun newspaper with his lips moving to the text.....the missing link if you please. Probably not fair to judge an entire fanbase on one person but he did nothing to change my original opinion of the dogheads.

I will base my choices on the experiences I had as a corporate suite security door man in the mid 90s.... Newcastle. In the days of ginola et al. Deluded then, as much as now. Man ure, mainly due to glory hunting words removed. One such type asked me where the nearest bookies kiosk was but insisted in smugly saying he was gonna put £50 on a Cantona hattrick....so I sent him outside the North stand banqueting suite to the furthest ladbrookes I could think of, at the other end of the ground.....fighting through the crowds, 20 mins before kick off. Wolves. Really thought that they are our rivals. Plus their mascot at the time used our entrance/foyer area to get changed before a fa cup semi final. Arrogant bonehead he was.....the same bloke who fought Bristol city's 3 little pig mascots on the pitch that time. Liverplop - see man ure.

@Xela would have a field day, winding that cleaner up

Am watching the darts - I never do as it doesn't really appeal......the score announcer seems to be a parody of the role when calling out the big scores

What's Ted Lasso up to these days....

Some already said don't want bacon face, Gerrard or any dvb for that matter. Then one brainiac agreed and suggested Rob Edwards.......OK, so who's gonna tell him ?

JLR car park holds 300,000 spaces mate - and that's just for the night shift.....or there's twice that capacity at the bull ring tavern mate......and it don't matter if the tavern is used, cos we carry the name of the city so that means we drink anywhere else in town mate. You hear that rattling noise from across the expressway mate ? Proppa rattling.

Me. Mate. Look :

Cindi Lauper Mel Brooks Jimmy Carter Rupert Murdoch Paul Gascoigne

Just said that too. I didn't much care before in a kind of "under the radar" way but now it's getting on my norks especially after hearing redknapp (yeah, I know..) and some blonde woman (lucy ?) totally ignore us as they were looking at the top of the table.....even kelly dalglish didn't say our name and i respect her as a capable journo. We are 2nd after half the season.....not after 6 games....

Don't trust dirty Leeds to beat sha never mind batter them, judging from their performance at Sandwell Town last time. Can see a proppa (not spawny) point won by battlin' bloose

Sorry....I know I am being immature but :

Another spawny vile performance....spawny penalty....spawny red card.....proppa spawny dvbs. Mate. PS.... we do make it difficult for ourselves though

.....am surprised @rjw63 hasn't offered his usual, sage advice here....

Dirty Leeds are absolutely shocking tonight

Bristol City are perennial bottlers when playing small heath, unfortunately. Can only see a vile-type spawny win for sha

Arse fans booing at full-time. Entitled bellends - defies belief !

FTFY

Make sure you stock up on your anti-rattle meds, cos that chant will have me like a marble in a pencil box

I am chuffed as to where we are in the league. My worries are about running out of steam a bit.....I don't care if we scrape 1-0 victories over lower teams....three points in the bag is my main priority. Bigger boys with their bigger, shinier squads may overtake us and I know January window is usually a damp squib for reinforcements but I do know Unai is better placed to know who we need. I know the sky 6 press vultures are circling and there are those lot up the road desperate for any viler cockups to distract them from their own shitshow but above all else I am proud of how far we've come in 18 months and it would be justified if they got some official reward.....top 4, a trophy etc.

This - and the jizzfest over some spotty faced kid who finally scored a goal