robojoel

**** H.M.S.Ocean **** the crew, I wish Somali pirates had rolled a critical strike and drowned your unimaginative borg collective hive mind while you were at sea. **** your stupid Mariah Carey cover version **** the peon masses for being so overwhelemed by its existence because you lack enough imagination to realize you are mind controled and enslaved, bought and paid for by your handlers. I am setting up a business selling my own turds on this basis, this is where we are at as a nation. MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!

Astounding choice of manager in the first place Everything that has happened since makes peoples initial 'knee jerk' reaction at the time seem like prophetic wisdom It seemed doomed from day one and has got worse My initial thoughts were 'Jesus no, but I will give him a chance' Get this clown the **** out of our club before too much damage is done.

My best moment today was driving home, I saw a guy in his sixties with long grey hair tootling up the hill on his mobility scooter headbanging with his entire upper body whilst listening to what i would like to think was Black Sabbath on his mp3. That's what I want to be when I grow up.

Gabby MOTM by some distance Bannan needs to start N'Zogbia and Hutton for 16 million LOL Our Manager is incompetant Cant wait till December is over, I can see us gaining zero points if we carry on like this

Dear God, Carson Yeung must be on the phone right now with agent Mcleish laughing themselves silly......

Deltron 3030-positive contact Ry cooder- ax sweet mama Super furry animals-short painkiller System of a down-spiders White denim-burnished

And could they all fit on Noah's Ark?

oh i agree the the people being paid millions is immoral ..the problem is £100k + sees you being taxed at 50% and that is where a lot of company directors / owners fall into and I just can't agree that this makes them so wealthy that they should by taxed at that sort of rate .. I think that peple who earn less than this, which is the vast vast majority of people, would ALL gladly pay 50% tax if they could earn that amount, in fact it would be a dream come true for them. The only people who would winge about it are, surprise surprise, the people who are the incredibly lucky tiny minority living in comparitive absolute luxary to 95% (probably more, I dont know the stats) of the world population that actually 'earn' that amount. The only quibble i would have with paying that amount myself is how the government piss it away on beurocracy blowing up nations of small brown people and bailing out super rich bankers. hmmmm, maybe I do agree afterall

My Dad is 65 and he is ****, he kindly built us a fence a couple of years ago but it took its toll, I honestly cant see Noah building a ship capable of carrying every species at his age to be honest. If you include a sentence like this in your opening gambit, you cant expect anyone to take any further point you ever make seriously, never mind all the other ancient chinese-whisper superstition you include. You know how some young kids believe in Santa because they have been told he exists and the events (presents appear on Christmas morning!) circumstantially back up there belief? and adults dont believe in Sanata because they are privy knowledge of how the presents got there factually based on documentable evidence? You sound like a child I really hope you are trying to wind people up :? When God made Adam and Eve they were sinless and, basically, physically perfect. When sin entered the world there was an obviously harmful effect upon their bodies; they died. Genetically speaking, when they were first made their health was so good that their natural inclination was to live a long time. But since sin is in the world and it has an effect on people we get sick, grow old, and die...Noah would have been so close to the original genetic line of Adam and Eve, that his health was exceedingly great and so could live this long. "My spirit shall not always strive with man, for that he also is flesh: yet his days shall be a hundred and twenty years." Genesis 6:3. It might be possible that God shortened the lifespan of man because of man's great wickedness. After all, the flood came soon after this statement of God and the lifespan of people drastically shortens after Noah's ark. I call you as DEFINITELY on the wind up and claim my cash prize!

My Dad is 65 and he is ****, he kindly built us a fence a couple of years ago but it took its toll, I honestly cant see Noah building a ship capable of carrying every species at his age to be honest. If you include a sentence like this in your opening gambit, you cant expect anyone to take any further point you ever make seriously, never mind all the other ancient chinese-whisper superstition you include. You know how some young kids believe in Santa because they have been told he exists and the events (presents appear on Christmas morning!) circumstantially back up there belief? and adults dont believe in Sanata because they are privy knowledge of how the presents got there factually based on documentable evidence? You sound like a child I really hope you are trying to wind people up :?

You tool. Hey! I was just trying to be concise :cry:

U Poo

One of the all time great guitarists, one of the main reasons I became a guitarist and musician. The few times I met him are amongst my most treasured memories RIP Bert

Agreed, amazing film

War Pigs, Black Sabbath

Shame on you

I think teh most depressing thing about teh pre-season so far is that going into the season I think Heskey has to start..... *washes keyboard and fingers with soap and water*

On this showing I am just grateful that I am not a Blackburn fan

Given MOTM so far

I Love this film!

Some of the greatest musicians of all time, playing things beyond most peoples understanding

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this had me crying with laughter '**** you Texas' well worth listening to all of it to hear teh meltdown and near heart attack at the end

Although the idea of Mcleish horrifies me this made me lol and I agree 100%

**** beans, do i not like that