'My darling, we've been engaged a while now will you marry me?'
'Yes of course i will'
'Good, then lets do it'
'Who's the best man'?
'Its got to be Randy, it can only be him'
....'Darling, i really enjoyed my honeymoon, managed to stay in the Prem, Got picked for England and had two days out at Wembley. Not bad really in five months'
'Oh my love, i'm glad you enjoyed it. Now we are together things are looking up' ' the next few years will get better and better'
'Darling, i have a confession to make!'
'Oh yes, go on what is it'?
'Well, someone else offered me a bit on the side'
'What'!! 'Thats a disgrace, you have shamed me and my family'
'Its ok my love i didnt take anything on offer, even though she was well stacked' 'i refused it'
'Oh thats good' 'I am delighted, but you shouldnt have looked but i forgive you'
'Thats great my darling i feel a lot better now, I know lets re-new our vows' 'I really love you'
'And we really love you too'
One week passes by....'Darling, i want a DIVORCE!!!