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My son got into the Worcester Academy over the winter, with a view of being part next seasons squad

I do, if it's her "betting ring".

Australia dropping catches left right and centre against SA and then the SA batsmen getting 6s after, makes my heart sing

The Americans over the last couple of pages

Just bad people really. There's loads of lovely, decent people who'll help you out if you ever needed. But there's a very vocal minority who are greedy on the basis of creating friction/drama/hate etc. Just get rid of them and I'm good to go. I include monetising rage-bait in that, because it makes normal people do shitty things, because its "easier" than doing anything which provides value.

I know it's not a lot of peoples thing, but I'm quite enjoying seeing Halloween decs up in the odd spots. I think we could get way more mileage out of Halloween, it's fun and I get to eat loads of sweets

If you eat toast, then you're eating toast, not buttery bread you **** mug

I'd be banned. You guys are too forgiving. Idiots.

Ooh, you just reminded me. Cheers

Glad to hear @Jonesy7211, seems like things are on the mend. I'm very similar with my humour NOT matching my wife's humour, she gets really annoyed with some things I say, which I just think are playful. But when I think about it, I can understand why it's annoying and tiring, so I've tried to alter my humour to not have an affect on her (or the kids!). Hopefully we can both learn not to keep cracking jokes at inappropriate times!

MY GARDEN PATH! IS STURDIER THAN THIS! MY GARDEN PATH IS STURDIER THAN THISSSS! ITS GOT SUB-STRATE AND SOME TARMAC! MY GARDEN PATH IS STURDIER THAN THIS! ALL TOGETHER NOW! MY OLD MAN, SAID LIVE IN THIS CHEAP HOUSE, BUT I SAID **** OFF THERES NO ROAD!! (THERES NO ROAD) I want a road, with a certain standard! Not one that looks like it's been abandoned! Cos it's asphalt and tarmac, making marks and car tracks! They're the materials that I wannnnttt.. Because if you don't make it, people will think I've faked it and they ain't no friends of mineeeeeeeeeee.

Ahhh the last two pages have been good for the soul. Well done all

One good road in Poland! There's only one good road in poooollllannd! Onneee good roooaaad in pooollland (And Stefan's is shit)

"he skids to the left He skids to the riiiiighhhttt StefanW's Road is shite"

Ay @StefanAVFC, does the land owner have a big gate around the outside of the development, with a gate which says "Arbeit macht Frei"? And is telling you all to make the road yourselves n'that?

New chant for @StefanAVFC "Big house but no road New house but noooooo rooooaaaad I'm not joking Nice house but no road" Followed by "wannnnkkeerrrrrrr" and a few hand gestures

Stop moaning about a few grand for a bastard road then you to tight-wadded git

I'm in Legoland Deutschland on my Todd. Is there some weird cooky TV channel I can get this on? Must remember I'm +1hr as well!

Yea I know! I just like doin them up the wrong.

DHUTWU (Just incase this thread needs to be used in court, I want there to be some confusion about that acronym and Magnkarl to have to explain) Edit THANK YOU ROBERT

This is why you don't buy houses in third world countries.

A really good friend of mine turned out to be one, probably originating from him jewellers background. Since I knew, I always took this piss out of him. Then he invited me and the wife to go to his "lodge". I spent a night trying not to laugh at the whole thing. They have a secret room (whilst in use), which is bizarrely decorated. They have a hierarchy, which is important to them, and all of the positions have stupid names. Then you go into another room for dinner, which is toby carvery quality, and free wine. Then you're eating your dinner and some dickhead will keep on raising a toast to the ultimate dickhead and start singing songs about other dickheads. Then they close the lodge down in a ceremony and omg the whole thing is painful. My wife obviously absolutely loved it, but I knew that she would anyway, because she's a dickhead.

Oddly, I was going through a cupboard that doesn't get much value out of it last week and pulled out a packet of dark chocolate Brazil nuts (KW) bought for last xmas. They were really nice.

yes.

I've realised that my coffee press contains a litre of water, and that when I make a coffee, it'll be full. So, I'm drinking a litre of black coffee 2/3 times a week. Isn't it funny how, despite me sitting quite still, my mind looks/feels like when the star wars aeroplane goes really fast. like "BRRRRRRFFFFFFFFF-BOOOOOOOM!!! ZOOOOOOOOM!" and all the stars are lines and that. I'll be alright, probably.