Xela

Saw the BBC trailer for the new series of the Apprentice. I hope all the contestants contract ebola.

Rickie Lambert retired today...although if I was cruel I would say he retired the day he signed for Liverpool. Leading league goalscorer this millennium.

Defence is wank though and that is on Klopp

Indeed. That is what makes Leicester's triumph so staggering. Everton have showed how difficult it can be to crack the elite

Close the Brows down, demolish the stadium and start up elsewhere in another city.

Next year though eh?

Ox is a waste of money.

Browns losing...

Con was a visionary.

The Premier League is pretty much set up now, Burnley aside, the same way it will finish IMO Best league in the world

Sun shines on a dogs arse every now and again. Just look at Graham Carr!

The quest for 15 minutes of 'fame' which makes people leave their morals at the door. Example 1 - the woman Rooney was caught with. She's been swanning around thinking she's Grace Kelly ever since and been on countless holidays posing and pouting for the paparazzi. Now she's likely to be in Celebrity Big Brother. Hang on love, you were stopped by the police before you could get your laughing tackle around Wazza's cock! You aren't relevant. Plus who is looking after your daughter while mommy whores herself out to the red tops. Example 2 - the model who was supposedly kidnapped in Italy but the whole thing smells fishier than a John West tuna canning plant. Moe than likely staged but she's got a page 3 shoot and a 'tell all' book deal out of it which will net her a pretty penny. What is worse there is a huge part of this population who think this a legitimate way to act which just encourages people to keep doing it.

Both the UK games so far this year have been diabolical spectacles. Was thinking about heading to the Browns - Vikings game but may give it a miss now.

I think the London Monarchs would have beaten the Dolphins today! Maybe even the Cleveland Browns... hang on, lets not go too far!

From a legal standpoint wouldn't it just be cruelty to the animal? Like you can't legally murder an animal. Cheery Sunday chat

Utter rubbish from the Dolphins.

I wouldn't even consider dating a girl who was obsessed with her social media 'presence'. Definite red flag.

Looks like Monarch are on the brink And Ryanair deserve to be!

Knife attack in Marseille as well...

On a technical point. can you actually 'rape' an animal? Edit: bloody page-break! It reads even more absurdly now sitting at the top of a new page!

I'd wager there is racist elements in every teams support, unfortunately.

Browns entertain Bungles. If they lose again they deserve to be shut down.

There goes the area Nice spot... I assume you're by Fairlawns / Old Irish Harp from the description?

I'm with you on that. Can't abide people who eat on public transport. I just hope they choke on it. Enjoy your defeat saints boy.