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Xela

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    We haven't played in 2 weeks... surely there is nothing more to be said until the next game. I can't fathom how it still goes off in there.
  3. Going back to @leemond2008's comments, I grew up in Erdington (B24 crew represent!) Without sounding like a snob, it used to a nice place but now I don't recognise the high street now. It looks like a slum. It's always had its rougher areas but the high street was always decent.
  4. Not heard much about him to be honest. Darnold seems to be the golden boy reading the various websites. A lot of hyped QB's could go in the 18 draft
  5. Very funny. I want a sausage roll now though! I look forward to Greggs' sausage roll Ramadan. Interested to see how that would be received
  6. We should join forces with the French and take control of Africa back. Might be less of a basket case then
  7. The lunatics have finally taken control of the asylum!
  8. Saw the title and thought it was a computer game or something.
  9. No pressure... but the Browns have to come good at some point!
  10. Steelers look good last night... watched the second half live on Amazon Prime via the Skycam. Great view
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    Yorke throwing the race card out there. What a clown. You aren't getting callbacks because you have zero experience. Earn your corn as a coach at a lower league club.
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    I think we have reached a nadir in modern day television.
  13. Flexible working is great but there are many jobs/sectors it just doesn't work in unfortunately I tend to work from home 1/2 days a week which is great for me as can get jobs done / parcels delivered etc
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    You old romantic, you.
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    Throw them out the window.
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    I don't know about you but i'm not going to be eating curry off someone's arsehole. The cleanliness of a plate and your anus are at different levels
  17. Parking is so bad in my apartment complex that people have put their own barriers/bollards on their spaces. Most of the apartments get 1 space, a few get 2 (the top floor apartments). There are no visitors spaces either. I have 2 spaces so i'm ok but occasionally people will try and chance it and park in one of my spaces. rocket polishers.
  18. Its improved a bit now with the new Mulberry Walk development. Lots of new places to eat and drink We have an M&S Food Hall now as well. Living la vida loca!
  19. "Listen love, stop trying to annoy me and just be thankful you have me as a boyfriend. Plenty of women would love to be in your position. Now, do us a favour and stick the kettle on" That is the approach you should use going forward. Let me know how it goes.
  20. Inconsiderate parking in the local supermarket (Sainsburys in Mere Green) The last 2 weeks I have done my shop I've come back to find a car 3 inches from my drivers door! When I park I always make sure I leave plenty of room either side of me. I tend to park in the middle of the white lines. Shame other people aren't so courteous. On Sunday a car was over my white line meaning I had to channel my inner Stretch Armstrong to get into my drivers seat. My door (and my foot) may have slammed into the other car once or twice.
  21. If you need a morale boosting thumping of a team then you can always rely on the Dolphins to roll over and accommodate you.
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