can't disagree with any of them, though I haven't spotted any toilet fumblers
I had the misfortune recently of having to use the train more often than not for a couple of weeks and I'd say that of 7 or 8 journeys 4 or 5 were late or cancelled. By late, I mean properly 20 or 30 minutes late note 90 seconds. The odd thing is, I bet when the stats are issued they'll show 98.7% reliability.
I've often wondered if I just have a gift for selecting the 1.3% of trains that stop for suicides, piracy, cable theft, dickheads jogging on the line and deer rampage.
I used to travel a lot with EasyJet in a previous job, they would always take off late... but amazingly land on time. They used to advertise the journey usually 30 or 40 minutes longer than it really was so when they took off late they had a better chance of keeping the pecentage of flights LANDING on time stat up high.
Pretty sure they all do that and the flight time includes the time spent taxiing.