TheSufferingVilla

Yep. Walking around with 11k in my pocket and see a single solitary gold coin on the ground from across the room, feel compelled to pick it up.

Well that just brightened up my week

BLOW THE **** WHISTLE!!

FFS, here comes Fergie time.

Maybe we could cheekily swap Ginger Heiko Vogel for Ginger McLeish and hope nobody in Basel notices.

Every **** time Macheda raises his stupid head we get reminded about his poxy strikes against us.

Funniest thing I've seen in months.

Did he do this at Leicester or Celtic?

I've no doubt that he wants to someday be Villa manager and his current foray into second division Danish coaching is a step along the path. Who knows perhaps someday we will have a coaching tag team of Laursen and Mellberg.

Perhaps the General had some business in Afganistan and Randy allowed him to borrow the jet. The Billionaire equivalent of a mate asking to borrow your car for a trip to Basingstoke.

While disappointing that we didn't get England I'm actually pleased by Ireland's group: Two huge teams and another fairly decent side should be an immense piss up regardless of the results. If you are going to the big tournament you want to be playing the big teams.

Opening game Poland vs Greece, really wets the appetite that

Am I the only one who doesn't think Portugal are that good? From watching a few of their playoff games they looked like a team of individuals incapable of playing together with any consistency. I'd be more concerned about playing Croatia or the park the bus Greeks.

So I unlocked the second word for the Whirlwind sprint shout but it doesn't appear to add much to the existing effect, anyone notice a difference?

From the first 20 seconds of that video I have come to a conclusion, we all need to invest in guns and ammunition to fight off the relentless hordes of Chinese and Indians.

No question it's Skyrim but I'll put in a cheeky nomination for FIFA 12. Ever since I fully sussed Tactical defending I have enjoyed it immensely.

Sadly it appears you are not Dragonborn. You must now spend 120 hours working at the lumber mill in Riverwood before marrying a skank and dying from an unfortunate encounter with a mudcrab. Everyone who plays Skyrim will follow a different path, sadly destiny dictates that yours will be crap.

I find myself in 3rd person quite a bit when I'm outside but indoors and during combat 1st person is the only way. Except for saucy screenshots of course.

Seriously this game will never make me bored...

Patch info: XBOX and PC patch being released on Wednesday. UPDATE 1.2 NOTES (all platforms unless specified) Improved occasional performance issues resulting from long term play (PlayStation 3) Fixed issue where textures would not properly upgrade when installed to drive (Xbox 360) Fixed crash on startup when audio is set to sample rate other than 44100Hz (PC) Fixed issue where projectiles did not properly fade away Fixed occasional issue where a guest would arrive to the player’s wedding dead Dragon corpses now clean up properly Fixed rare issue where dragons would not attack Fixed rare NPC sleeping animation bug Fixed rare issue with dead corpses being cleared up prematurely Skeleton Key will now work properly if player has no lockpicks in their inventory Fixed rare issue with renaming enchanted weapons and armor Fixed rare issue with dragons not properly giving souls after death ESC button can now be used to exit menus (PC) Fixed occasional mouse sensitivity issues (PC) General functionality fixes related to remapping buttons and controls (PC)

I feel compelled to sing this lads praises. A mere 12 appearances under his belt but has the confidence and presence of a player far beyond his years. It was interesting to see him side by side with Delph great future potential in the two of them but I can't help but feel that Herd might be the better all round footballer. Haircuts aside he certainly wont set the world on fire but he definitely looks to be well up to the standard of the Premiership and an obvious natural replacement for the aging Petrov.

I participated in a social experiment as part of ABC's 20/20 with John Stossel. The experiment take 5 gay guys and 5 straight guys bring in a rake of people to interview them and see if they can guess which is which with the goal of showing if people have Gaydar or not. I picked 2 out of the ten correctly, the lowest score in the group. Problem as I outlined to the producers: the were all poofters it's just that the guys who declared themselves as gay were the normal type and the supposed straight guys were confused about their sexuality, most of them saying that their friends all thought they were gay but they didn't think they were. All in all it was great craic and I bagged myself some screen time on National Network TV at Prime Time. Only issue being that myself and the wife were both out at a function the night it aired and missed the bloody broadcast.

Ok so I've probably sunk about 80 hours into the game and what amazes me talking to some of the people in work also playing it. I don't recognize what they are on about!!! The artifacts, spells, missions, dungeons, companions, etc that they talk about are different than my own. Almost as if we have been playing different games. It's astonishing that people can play so much of this game (I'm up to level 30) and have nothing in comon. Just goes to show you the scale of it all. On a side note after so much time in the game I have still yet to visit Falkreath and only paid fleeting visits to Winterhold, Dawnstar and Windhelm. I fell like I have barely scratched the surface!!!

My problem with Collins. If Dunne makes a **** up he steps up a gear and does everything he possibly can in the remainder of the game to make up for it. If Collins makes a **** up he continues bundling along at the same pace.

I'd be playing Skyrim if I wasn't at work.