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Word removed West Ham fans who think they've got one over us because they're getting Bridge on loan! Most of us didn't want him anyway. You're welcome to him, the useless clearing in the woods.

Can't be arsed to start a new thread on this, so I'll just talk about it here - how did Matt Burrows' goal not win the FIFA goal of the year award!! Long shots & volleys etc, we've seen it all before, but how many times have you seen a flying, reverse, looping back heal into the top corner of the net.

I agree with Wiggy. I organised a mate's stag do with Barcelona being the location and we all had an amazing time.

Not a bad idea that.

The campness of that tickled me. Your name isn't Louis is it?! :winkold: Fancy being tickled in another way? :?: :!: Yes. PM me. :wink:

The campness of that tickled me. Your name isn't Louis is it?! :winkold:

I saw it. Good info Pand and very interesting. Keep us posted if you hear anything else.

Selly, have you turned into fran_villa? :shock:

This, this and another slice of this!! There's no doubt that he'd save us from relegation. And yes, we'd all rejoice and party; probably have a big, lairy piss up in the Holte Suite, and suck each other off with gay abandon, but once the dust has settled...I don't know what would be worse - realising we've all had each others' cocks in our mouths or that we're stuck with Big Sam for another three years. Six month contract and no more. Anyway, rumour on the BBC gossip column is he's off to Qatar to get himself a slice of the Arab oil money.

We're doomed! I've been supporting Villa since 1988 and I've backed every single manager, but I've got a really bad feeling about Houllier. I realy think Randy needs to get rid now whilst there's still time for another manager to come in and use the transfer window to make purchases.

Yup! He wanted his one last trip to Anfield so he could get himself a round of applause and give a very public display of affection to the fans at the club.

Heskey is a **** donkey. You can do all the great work outside of the box, but if you're going to hit the bar from three yards out (when it's harder to miss than it is to score) then all of the effort prior to that is wasted. What really **** me off is the act of sheer petulance that got him sent off. He's thirty three years old next week, he's been in the game long enough - he should know better by now. We've now get less options up front for the next three games of our relegation battle. Cheers for that, you fat shit.

Washing your hands after having a piss! We all do it, but why?! If anything, we should be washing our hands before having a piss. Think about it: after having your morning shower, your nice clean cock slips into your nice clean boxer shorts and stays there; nice and clean. Your hands, however, they're touching every bacteria infested surface in sight - your keyboard, mouse, door handles, grab bars on the train/tube etc. Then when you go for a piss, your nice clean cock that was happy in your nice clean boxer shorts then gets covered in loads of bacteria. It still makes no sense after all these years.

I **** KNEW that would happen. I was so adamant, I even had a bet on it.... Date 02/01/2011 Receipt 000709 Bet Type Single (To win) Number Of Lines 1 Total Stake Paid £10.00 Selection Details Chelsea vs Aston Villa First Goalscorer Frank Lampard Price 11/2

15 minutes gone and no goals conceeded! :birthday: :notworthy:

Nope! They're right! Oh dear.

^^ I'd go with that.

Despite their pretty bad run, in their last five home games, Chelsea have only conceeded four goals. They've won three, drew one and lost one. We can't score, we can't defend; we've got no chance.

What a shite app. Day One: Cheryl Cole single. Day Two: Father Ted episode. Day Three: Duran Duran single. Day Four: A fishing game. Awesome! :bonk: Oh, and has anyone played Papa Sangre yet!? I read the reviews talking about how "innovative" and "terrifying" it is. What a load of arse! The people writing these reviews have obviously never played on a PS3 or Xbox, and they must suffer from a nervous disposition.

Watching some sh*t film on TV. I don't know what it's called and I'm too bone idol to press the information button. It's got a cracking female cast, though - Carmen Electra, Piper Perabo, Hillary Duff and Jamie King. I'd post pictures of all of them, but then I'd probably get banned for the lewd act of posting images of fully clothed females. Here's a goat instead.

I'm probably going to hell for this, but... Keenan Cahill.

I never used to mind Man United until they pipped us to the league title in 1992/1993 (especially the way in which they won it e.g. with those six/seven minutes of added time against Sheff Wed). Since then I've hated them with a passion. Saying that though, at least they were a huge club, and had made recent challenges prior to landing it in 93 - I guess winning the title again was inevitable. Chelsea: They had actually won stuff (the League Cup, FA Cup and Cup Winners' Cup) and were starting to make a mark on the PL with a few decent finishes. That's not to say I don't like the way they did it, either. When Blackburn did it, there was a 'Roy of the Rovers' romance to it with lifelong fan Jack Walker taking his boyhood team from nobodies to league champions. Man City though - they irritate me the most. A nothing team. Bought by an oil rich Arab with seemingly no prior interest in the club. A club who had won **** all for decades. An average, middle of the road Premier League outfit. (There's obviously a tinge of jealousy in this, but that can't be helped). But...Rev, I agree - Man United (amongst others) had already ruined football way before Man City ever got taken over. It's just that Man City winning it might be the final nail in the coffin for me.

Can I just ask did you do that when Chelsea first won it? Or when United won it after spending £30m+ on Rooney, Ferdinand, Berbatov, Veron and the like over the years? It's only what every other club (bar maybe Arsenal to that extent) has done to win the league. No.

Why? Ha! Do you think I'm falling for that. You want me to say "because they'd have bought the league title" and then you're going to destroy my irrational argument with various facts and figures from your encyclopaedic, bordering on autistic, football knowledge. Well it's not going to happen.

If they win the league this season, I'm going to be sick down myself, smash my Sky box up, and forget football ever existed.