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Were you around the Canary Wharf area by any chance? If so it was probably Cleo Rocos. She used to be on the Kenny Everett show. **** knows what she's famous for now. I've seen her around the Wharf a few times (I assume she lives nearby).

Yeh my ex had that, the doc gave her some cream. Got rid of it eventually. Reminds me of a nickname we had for one of the lads on my old uni football team: Thrush! Because he was an irritating word removed.

Yeah, but she's training. Give it a few years and it should become easier. One of my mates goes away on holiday all the time; he's been doing the job for over eight years. Doesn't stop the whinging fanny from claiming he's always got loads to do over the holidays, though.

The holiday part doesn't annoy me. What does annoy me is when they claim their holidays are "taken up with marking and planning". Surely marking the coursework of a few kids/teenagers doesn't take long and surely the planning can be recycled year after year (with a few tweaks to reflect the requirements of the curriculum). Anyway, even if it is time consuming - tough. It's your job; it's what you're paid to do, so get on with it. Nobody gets six weeks holiday in the summer, four over easter, two weeks for Xmas, etc etc.

Exactly! I'm not a raging spud fumbler, but you're quite a handsome chap mate. Dont undersell yourself. I'd say you two are quite evenly matched.

Great news. I'm quite shocked though - I didnt think footballers could sort their contracts out during the season as they need to 'concentrate on their football'.

Please post a picture.

Yep! My plan for tonight was a few beers at home whilst playing on the new maps. No such luck though; I keep getting a poxy error message when I try to download the pack.

Edit: double post

What is it with going to Man City? We've managed to beat them only once at their place since 2002!!

This. It plays music, and puts the music onto my phone when I want it to. Done. Does everything I need. I have no doubt it isn't the best program out there, but it's a hell of a lot better than Windows Media player and winamp which I've used in the past. The music part is fine (apart from the fact the iTunes shop doesn't have half of the music I want). The thing that annoys me about it is the iPhone syncing side of things e.g. file managment and file transfer to and from my laptop etc. I find it awful.

You may want to fix your computer, it's picked up a lisp. .

iTunes. A horrible, awkward to use, clunky load of bollocks. One of the worst pieces of software I've ever had the misfortune to use. It makes me with I'd never bothered to buy a poxy iPhone.

**** the FB chat trick. My mate was in a similar situation: he was friends with this super hot chick on FB (they'd only met once or twice, but had added each other as friends; as people do to boost their numbers). Anyway, about a year ago, he noticed her status was single so, as he was single himself, he messaged her and asked her out for a drink. The rest is history. They moved in together two weeks ago. I guess the moral of the story is this: he who dares, wins.

I **** hate Cracked - it's too confusing and there's too many corners for people to camp in. You spend most of the game trying to find people. Crisis can go **** itself too; I just leave the lobby if that map locks in. Nuketown and Firing Range are quality as they're all action running and gunning. Array is decent. It's a big map, but it's not too slow and runs along at a nice pace. Same as Jungle. I never do well on Summit, Havana or Villa, so never play them. WMD is okay; as are Grid and Radiation. I used to like Launch, but now it just pisses me off for some reason.

Like the programme itself, which has ran out of ideas, the Soccerettes have now been exhausted and they've hit the bottom of the barrel.

This weekend's Soccerette :shock: :shock:

"You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish squirrel"

How do you know this? I read it somewhere. I think it was in an interview with Steve Jones (C4 presenter). Obviously, he didn't say "She's a proper filth bag", but it was something to that effect.

Proper filth bag as well (apparently).

The Impact Whey from here: Here Or, if you want something more complete (i.e. with carbs, creatine etc) then I'd go for the Hurricane Xs. Alternatively, I can give you myprotein. Mmmm salty x

I live and work amongst Spurs fans so seeing them do well makes me want to spew my bollocks up. Saying that, though - there's no doubt that Harry is a very good manager. I reckon if he'd have been managing Villa since Lerner took over, rather than O'Quitter, then it'd have been us playing in the Champions League instead. Remember the last time we finished above Arsenal? Some of the posters on here were probably still wearing nappies at the time. We were on an even keel to them at the time, but then they appointed the right manager for the job, and we haven't finished above them since. I hope the same doesn't happen with Spurs.

They talk about that on one of the Ricky Gervais podcasts. Worth a read? Definitely worth a read mate; even for a swordsman like yourself It's not a self-help book like you might think, but rather a narrative within which the writer talks about tips, methods, and ideas that can be used to pick up women. Whether you end up agreeing with the concepts or not, it's a good story nonetheless.

Mission accomplished, although she was horrendous. How horrendous are we talking? Description please.

Go up to a women and say: "I'm going to **** you tonight" and then when she gives you a dirty look and says "What makes you think that?"... you reply..."because I'm stronger than you".