BleedClaretAndBlue

Going to finish the weekend bottom after all that. Welcome to the Prem

From Rank to Dank in 24hrs Playing a formation that suits the players, everyone giving their all like we havent seen in the longest time, dropping the captain after so many poor displays, making 5 subs, getting the best out of Leon Bailey, clean sheet, 4 goals, beating the side we can never beat. Decent start for Big Danks

Mings has been everywhere. Song rings true

Players getting love and hugs as they come off. Danks gave us our Villa back in one day

Soton*

Finally, its our day. 5-0 would be a nice F.U. to Gerrard

How good was Leon there!

Dougie being everything we’ve ever wanted today

Those 40 odd coaches Gerrard had gave this club paralysis by analysis Go on the Dankster

Got a bit of rentboy about him

He would be a left field good choice for a captain I think. Did it for Brazil u21s and would help him develop onto that next level as a player giving him the added responsibility. I think his ceiling is very high and I want him to reach it with us.

This is exactly what the collective AVFC soul needed

This performance is Dankier than a westcoast blunt

Be nice if we could score early for once and set the tone

Love that give the man a start

Liverpool drawing with Fulham and losing to Forest. Only losers dont beat the newly promoted sides.

100% treason. Getting nicked onsight if they ever return. Unforgivable

If you know how a Geordie mind works they’ll be in paradise right now seeing that cluster of Everton, Leeds, Villa all sat where they are while they are dreaming of top 6 already haha thats depressing

The penalty at Palace, that penalty last night, the not sending off Chilwell, the sending off last night. On top of us being really poor anyway we always get dog decisions go against us. The league stinks but we’ve stunk it out as much as anyone with our crap football under Gerrard. So many of them underperforming because they dont believe the chop and change culture with 40 deep coaching staff bowlin around the place in reservoir dogs formation. Feel like the owners have quickly learned that as soon as you get one managerial appointment wrong, that it can set you back in where you can pick up your next man from. Whoever we get in now its going to be a gamble but the squads there especially when we get injured players back. The likes of Poch should see the challenge and relish it not think they’re above it. UTV

If this truly is like the Jenas & Hutton double act with one on loan and one on permanent that later becomes a cult hero this means Dendockinginat1400 is ballin in the championship for us soon. Silver linings.

Oliver couldnt wait a second longer at that monitor last night. It was like it was an inconvenience to him because the monitor didnt work straight away.

Wonder if we’ll be interviewing Knutsen

MacPhee is the problem. Cant they see. His troll breath has infected our squad’s ability to even pass a football. Deano would have had us top 4 if it wasnt for him