MessiWillSignForVilla

Rumours that were started by one of those Forest Echo News tits, so definitely not true.

If only!

Didn't realise it was possible to be a bigger laughing stock than ourselves

Well, the colours are very similar to be fair.

Have you never heard of Ian Holloway? I would've thought it would be obvious over the last 10 years that Holloway is a bell end.

Pulis was at Palace, presumably that's what he's on about, that Steve Clarke would replace, but it obviously didn't happen.

1. What's wrong with ambition? Man City made it fairly high in a short space of time. Maybe top 3 is slightly OTT, but again what's wrong with ambition? 2. And what if RDM only thinks we need £5m this summer? Is that Tony's fault? Should he say **** you I promised the fans money and buy players RDM doesn't want? 3. Guzan has already left and Gana is close. Plus, Tony said players would be told they were leaving, how do you know that hasn't happened? Telling a player you don't want them doesn't make them instantly leave. 4. But they haven't left? If we don't want to sell, we don't have to, and until such a time comes it silly to get worried about him "lying" about something that hasn't happened. 5. So we welcomed bids for Benteke then? Maybe Wyness meant by trying to persuade Gana to stay, not rejecting the bid. 6. What's wrong with getting the most for a player? Levy is praised at Tottenham for getting the most he can for shite players, yet when we do it it's not good enough? 7. A bit naive maybe, but honestly I fail to see the problem with it really. It shows he's got passion for the club whilst also showing how modern PR works, don't say anything remotely controversial and if you do apologise before any can have a go. 8. You mean the guy who is no longer a part of the board and was replaced this week by Tracy Gu?

Unfortunately that isn't due to him leaving necessarily, it's due to it being internationals season, he was taking part in the blockbuster that befits a player of his ability... He helped Curacao beat US Virgin Islands 7-0

By just plugging the text at the bottom in to google translate, he says something like "I'm bound to Aston Villa by a contract. If it pleases God you'll hear in the coming days", then "Three years. Not Two years." when asked about how long his contract was for, and judging by the next question I think his previous answer can be interpreted as "I signed for Three years, so Two left." Then when he's asked if he'll stay for the two years of his contract in the second decision "We'll see. We'll see." It's all very non-committal. Personally it seems he'd be willing to give it a year in the Championship unless he gets an offer that is too good for him to turn down, but will probably be looking for a way out if we don't bounce straight back up.

It was fair, if only to counteract Con's ludicrous praise he constantly heaped on him. Plus he was shit.

Looks decent, especially as he's only 21, and I think I'm right in saying he'd count as Home Grown due to his time at Utd. All round looks like it could be a pretty good signing.

Hopefully we don't go down the "got to be English" route again, all the English managers around right now are dog shit, would rather Pellegrini tbh. Maybe see if we can tempt Bilic?

I know how we can fix that, scrap EPPP and make it even cheaper for big teams to hoard and then never develop young talent!

Crouch on Kane - "We've seen him doing things we've never seen him do", yeah like taking **** Set Pieces! Why the **** was he allowed to keep taking them after he was so shit at them in the **** friendlies! The one time he didn't take one, Dier **** scored from a free kick FFS!

Fair play Iceland, they deserve. Sack everyone but Rashford, the only player that can hold his head high after this tournament, maybe Vardy.

Even we somehow score, Woy should be sacked the moment the final whistle goes.

Woy, is that you?

Well yes, I know, but that's kind of my point, the chances of us adopting the Euro were non-existent, now they're slightly higher than non-existent due to that future improbability.

There's no now about it, it was never going to happen, in fact, a leave vote has increased the likelihood, because if we ever want to rejoin, we'll have to accept the Euro.

With Xia in charge I wouldn't have thought we'd need to go to such extremes to raise funds.

At least Remain voters waited until after the referendum to demand another, unlike Farage who was demanding one beforehand

According to the CIA World Factbook, in 2015 in the UK, they were; 15-24:- 12.41% (7,951,742) 65+: 17.73% (11,365,586) So considering you'd have to shave off 15-17 year olds too, 65+ is significantly bigger. Edit: Added numerical totals, dunno what the statistics for registered voters are though.

Just looked it up, and of course Barnsley is 95.2% English, and only 0.4% of the population is Muslim, with less than 1% having Religions which your typical racist would confuse as Muslim (i.e Sikh, Hindu, etc.), of course the prick* thinks Muslims are flooding into the country ruining the place, he's probably never even met a **** Muslim! *Note: This prick in particular, not all Leave voters before anyone says.

That isn't an answer. That doesn't tell us at all what they plan to do about immigration. If we want to trade with the EU, we'll have to accept free movement, so what are Leaves actual plans to deal with immigration?

The green movement as a force for ill The entire premise of it is saving the **** planet, how is it a force for ill!?