Ha ha.
Ok, well the one that I mentioned as a stalker, really was a stalker! As I said, she used to turn up at all the events that I was playing at and she used to go around the clubs telling people that she was my girlfriend. Before I knew about this though, I used to speak to her via facebook messages. Nothing crazy, a little flirty but that was about it. I had started seeing a new girl and she came to watch me dj. I was walking through the club with her and this stalker girl saw me with this girl. If looks could kill I would have been dead trust me ha ha! Anyway, to cut a long story as short as possible, when my girl went to the toilet she was followed in by the stalker girl who had a smashed glass bottle in her hand and she tried to stab my girl with the bottle. I wasn't there as I was dj-ing but apparently the stalker girl was shouting stuff like "leave my boyfriend alone" etc. Luckily there were a few bouncers nearby the toilet and a girl that was in there ran out and told them what was going on. My girl came away from it with a few cuts on her arm. I later found out that this stalker girl was in a long term relationship and she had 3 kids. I didn't see her around for about a month after that incident, then I was walking through a club when I saw her and she ran over to me, grabbed me and started crying her eyes out saying sorry and she wouldn't let go of me. I felt proper embarrassed because everyone could see what was going on but I just pushed her away and walked into the dj booth. Then when I was going home she was waiting outside for me and she started crying again and being loud, basically causing a scene in the street but I jumped in a taxi and **** off. I checked my facebook the day after and I had loads of messages off her saying sorry but I blocked her. Luckily she stopped attending the events that I was playing at but I still used to hear stories about her antics at other places.
I've got a few more pretty weird stories involving facebook bitches but nothing as crazy as that one.