Craigyh74

This is what my prick of an MP tweeted yesterday . Oh, he's also a councillor for Erdington, so he's well on the Westminster gravy train

Congratulations. Mine was born at 26 weeks and I'll shit you not it's a very scary time but you get through it as you'll find the neonatal staff to be a great source of strength and help., You and the mom need to be strong for each other as there'll be a roller coaster of emotions. Congratulations again and welcome to fatherhood

I was over there last xmas and I felt safer there then I did back here . Everyone was following the rules unlike some of the people in the UK, plus the police don't mess about over there

Spanish rules apply to the Canaries as they are governed by them. I should be on a beach in Gran Canaria right now, but seeing as my lad has only had 1 jab we've had to cancel. I've made sure to let him know it's all his fault and he's spoilt xmas

Well I was supposed to be flying to Gran Canaria on the 14th for xmas, but seeing as Spain have said everyone over the age of 12 needs to be double jabbed it now looks like it'll be cancelled as the lad is 14 and has only been given 1 jab So naturally I've told him its all his fault

I didn't have accidental damage or legal cover on my buildings insurance. Neighbours had their chimney breasts removed and the idiot builder damaged and bricked up our flues as they were told they were redundant. Idiot neighbours didn't have adequate insurance so I couldn't claim off them for the damage and I couldn't claim off mine. Builders insurance paid out for the damage to the fires but I'm still left with 2 blocked flues and if I wanted to go legal to make them remove the blockages then it will cost me as I had no legal cover. I now have these added just incase the idiots next door decide they want to take more chunks out of our house ?

Sorry I missed the bit about plugging in a HDD, I assumed you was streaming streaming your stuff from a NAS drive.

If it's Andriod you can always put Kodi on and use it for it's original purpose. i.e. a Media Centre for playing personal music/films....none of this add-on malarky

I've re-subbed for a month as some of the old guildies are making a comeback. I don't recognise the game anymore (well I have been missing for 6yrs +). I had fun getting my old toons back as they had been 'stolen' and linked to another account selling gold, but fair play to Blizz they sorted it out pretty quite.

Not necessarily, my wife was suspended on full pay 'pending further investigation' relating to a comment she put on facebook about having to look for another job, after it was announced her company was being put up for sale. Her firm would not have known anything about the comment if it wasn't for a busy body she worked with that was friend on FB printing it off and bringing it in. In the end she had a slap on the wrist and the busy body's wife left him

Morning, The wifes laptop has died so I need to get another one. She only wants one for email, web browsing and basic spread sheet work, so it can be cheap as chips, I also need the expert advice of VT'ers :-) I'm toying with getting her one out of this lot but am open to suggestions. http://www.pcworld.co.uk/gbuk/laptops-netbooks/laptops/chromebooks/hp-14-x054na-wifi-chromebook-with-8-g2-tablet-16-gb-10094842-pdt.html http://www.pcworld.co.uk/gbuk/laptops-netbooks/laptops/chromebooks/asus-c300-13-3-chromebook-with-memo-pad-7-tablet-10094855-pdt.html http://www.pcworld.co.uk/gbuk/laptops-netbooks/laptops/laptops/hp-stream-14-z050sa-14-laptop-silver-10029759-pdt.html http://www.pcworld.co.uk/gbuk/laptops-netbooks/laptops/laptops/acer-aspire-es1-512-15-6-laptop-black-10071651-pdt.html#cat-0 http://www.pcworld.co.uk/gbuk/laptops-netbooks/laptops/laptops/hp-stream-13-c009sa-13-laptop-blue-10077095-pdt.html#cat-0 Thanks Craig

Can't wait for this, taking my boy down for his 1st ever match Any one know if the holte suite is open to us plebs or is it still season ticket holders only

It's a common problem with the superhub. Do you still have your old router? If so on the admin pages of the superhub change it to modem mode and then connect it to your router

I've heard a rumour that both Morrisons & Sainsburys are doing this for £25 on the day of release

A scouser walked into the local welfare office to pick up his cheque. He marched straight up to the counter and said, 'Hi. You know, I just hate drawing benefits. I'd really rather have a job.' The social worker behind the counter said, 'Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his 2008 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward to say, but you will also have, as part of your job assignment, to satisfy her sexual urges, as the daughter is in her mid-20s and has a rather strong sex drive. A two-bedroom loft type apartment with plasma TV, stereo, bar, etc. located above the garage, will be designated for your sole use and the salary is £200,000 a year.' The scouser says 'You're bullshitin me!' The social worker answered 'Well you started it, now fukoff''. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Found out last night my granny made a porno back in the 70's. Dunno what disgusted me more, the fact she made it or that I carried on wanking after I recognised her. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

wife gets naked and asks husband "what turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy body?" husband looks her up and down and replies "your **** sense of humour!"

3 couples go camping the men in one tent and women in another, 1 bloke wakes up in middle of night and nudges his mate lying next to him "i`m going next door to **** my missus, i`ve got the biggest hardon i`ve ever had". "I`d better come with you then" his mate replies "cos its my cock you`ve got hold of"

Alsatian are in the vet's waiting room. The Alsatian says "alright little mate. What you in here for?" The Jack Russell replies "well one day I was in the garden, when I smells the poodle on heat next door. I couldn't resist it so I digs under the fence and gets in there with her. After I'd done the deed I goes back and fills the hole in. Unfortunately ten weeks later out pops these Jack Russell/ poodle cross pups. So I'm here for the old snip!" "Bloody hell. Thats harsh" responds the alsatian "So mate what you here for then?" enquires the Jack Russell "well one evening I was warming myself by the fire when I hears this crash upstairs. I go rushing up there and finds the mistress naked leaning over the bath. Well what could I do? I jumps up and does the deed with her"... so you're here for the snip as well?" the Jack asks sympathetically "Nah just here to get me claws clipped" responds the alsatian

Unky Al - Feel free to add, just got Burnout so far

Nothing before I left this morning. Hopefully it will be waiting for me when I get home

Mine was dispatched yesterday , might tmept me back onto TM now I noticed you hadn't been on much, waiting for the new content I assume? I've been spending alot of time on a different server Lvling a lock with some friends Need to get my arse in to gear and get some proper gear for Tarq.

Mine was dispatched yesterday , might tmept me back onto TM now

Erm...of course i have (well i will have

(A very bad tank) Non of the above with the way i play I've got everything in feral

Anyone fancy holding my hand in some instances tonight if i'm on? Its about time i got some proper gear instead of the tat i've got