Shillzz Posted April 24, 2012 Share Posted April 24, 2012 I still would pop a viagra and try to get it up for her. What a gentleman! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted April 24, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted April 24, 2012 'Boob job' = FAIL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted April 24, 2012 Moderator Share Posted April 24, 2012 I can do that with far more spectacular result. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted April 24, 2012 Share Posted April 24, 2012 I have never felt fake boobs. Do they feel much different? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted April 24, 2012 Share Posted April 24, 2012 I can do that with far more spectacular result. Liar! :winkold: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted April 24, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted April 24, 2012 I have never felt fake boobs. Do they feel much different?Yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante_Lockhart Posted April 24, 2012 Share Posted April 24, 2012 Shilzz, my standard are spectacularly LOW! She just doesn't do it for me. Although if we were in the same club and she came up to me and draped her self all over me and said "why don't you put that 16st to good use and drill me into the wall" etc etc I still would pop a viagra and try to get it up for her. :winkold: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted April 24, 2012 Share Posted April 24, 2012 I have never felt boobs. Do they feel much different to balls? I've felt some, they're just firmer I think. They look more different than they do feel different. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted April 24, 2012 Share Posted April 24, 2012 I have never felt fake boobs. Do they feel much different?Yes. I always imagined they felt like those packets of mozzerella. Am I close? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted April 24, 2012 Share Posted April 24, 2012 I don't get it Dante. What does it mean Gif King? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante_Lockhart Posted April 24, 2012 Share Posted April 24, 2012 I don't get it Dante. What does it mean Gif King? I cannot fathom your logic and for that reason, I am out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted April 24, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted April 24, 2012 I have never felt fake boobs. Do they feel much different?Yes. I always imagined they felt like those packets of mozzerella. Am I close? Clarification - I couldn't speak for purely cosmetic ones. My wife has had breast cancer and a reconstruction, involving not only a silicone implant, but also muscles moved around somewhat. Firmer than mozzarella, probably too firm in fact. However, under the circumstances, who's complaining? Possibly not the answer you were expecting... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted April 24, 2012 Share Posted April 24, 2012 I don't get it Dante. What does it mean Gif King? I cannot fathom your logic and for that reason, I am out. You googled that??????? Where was Bannatyne? On the subject of fake boobs Dante, has your missus let you see the difference in some of her colleagues? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted April 24, 2012 Share Posted April 24, 2012 I have never felt fake boobs. Do they feel much different?Yes. I always imagined they felt like those packets of mozzerella. Am I close? Clarification - I couldn't speak for purely cosmetic ones. My wife has had breast cancer and a reconstruction, involving not only a silicone implant, but also muscles moved around somewhat. Firmer than mozzarella, probably too firm in fact. However, under the circumstances, who's complaining? Possibly not the answer you were expecting... Wow not quite Mike! I hope she is all good now though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante_Lockhart Posted April 24, 2012 Share Posted April 24, 2012 A girl she works with regularly has fake boobs. They hardly move. It's unnerving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted April 24, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted April 24, 2012 I have never felt fake boobs. Do they feel much different?Yes. I always imagined they felt like those packets of mozzerella. Am I close? Clarification - I couldn't speak for purely cosmetic ones. My wife has had breast cancer and a reconstruction, involving not only a silicone implant, but also muscles moved around somewhat. Firmer than mozzarella, probably too firm in fact. However, under the circumstances, who's complaining? Possibly not the answer you were expecting... Wow not quite Mike! I hope she is all good now though. Yeah, it's been six years now, so fingers crossed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted April 24, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted April 24, 2012 She has a face like a pixie and no tits and has the body of a 12 year old boy This is as wrong as anyone has been since Voinjama claimed Paul McGrath wasn't God. And if 12 year old boys had the body of Cheryl Cole then I... probably shouldn't finish that sentence Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted April 24, 2012 Share Posted April 24, 2012 Fake bpobs aren't boobs, they're lies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted April 24, 2012 Moderator Share Posted April 24, 2012 bpob alloo bop! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted April 24, 2012 Moderator Share Posted April 24, 2012 And if 12 year old boys had the body of Cheryl Cole then I... probably shouldn't finish that sentence I contemplated the exact same joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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