BOF Posted July 6, 2012 Moderator Share Posted July 6, 2012 This weekend is a bit special. Once a year, a mate of mine buys a banger and 'does it up ironically'. A couple of us then go on a drinking weekend down the backarse of nowhere in it (Fethard-on-sea), eventually ending up in one of the party capitals of the country, Kilkenny. This weekend is that weekend. Here is the car when he bought it A perfectly normal decent car that was well looked after all it's life with a full service history. But that's not what this weekend is about, so after a few modifications... Here is this years banger in all it's glory. The springs have all been lowered so now it sits on the floor. I've changed the rear badge from VOLVO to 'LO' VO as a result. The bonnet has been given the 'rat look'. Google it Rims painted orange. One white-wall on the rear driver side (sets it all off) Roof-rack from a Citroen Dispatch has been drilled into the roof. Road sign in rear window (naturally) Reg plates put trendily off-centre Front badge now on bumper. Bit of general 'attention' given to the paintwork around the car. And the local kids were given paint and brushes to embellish the back end with pictures etc. The drive down and the reaction from other drivers is usually brilliant So here's to this weekend. I'll see you on the other side, probably much the worse for wear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted July 6, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted July 6, 2012 Ha! That's awesome. Have fun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 I fear you missed a Top gear 'esque trick by not writing a slogan on the doors that spells "cock" once you open a door :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonic_bouma Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 About to set off driving down to Birmingham..... so BOF while you are getting stared at on the motorways for being "ironic" and "hilarious" I will be getting stared at this evening for being the only male under 30 attending the Roxette concert at the LG arena...... I told my missus that because i am so secure in my masculinity i will attend the concert with her.... as long as we can take a trip to Villa Village to get my new Villa shirt with Petrov on the back.... the jury is out on which activity will be the highlight of my weekend depending on how pissed i get bopping up and down with 50 something housewives in blonde wigs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted July 6, 2012 Author Moderator Share Posted July 6, 2012 I fear you missed a Top gear 'esque trick by not writing a slogan on the doors that spells "cock" once you open a door :-)Yeah we were mulling over writing something that ran out of space and got smaller and tailed off as it got towards the rear of the car. Decided against it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 Just about to Go the gosta green have a fair few pints come back and have a curry Tomorra gunna meet up with a bird have a fair few pints come back have a curry watch the boxing and hopefully some fun time Sunday probably stay in and chill out or go round me mom n dads for dinner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CI Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 Beef, lamb, chicken ? Personally I prefer roast pork on a Sunday with crackling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 I love the way everyday it's 'meeting up with a bird' with you leemond Is it the same one each time? A different friend each day? Or just a vessel with tits and vag to use and abuse then send on her merry way? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 I say "meeting up with a bird" It normally refers to one of two that I often meet up with Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 I have just noticed as well that this isn't the usual weekend thread BOF as a moderator you should know better than to create duplicate threads I am very possessive of the threads I create...I DEMAND THE THREADS ARE MERGED...actually I couldn't give a fook, far too much wine today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 I love the way everyday it's 'meeting up with a bird' with you leemond Well he is a bird spotter, the only one left to tick off his chart is the common Pigeon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted July 8, 2012 Author Moderator Share Posted July 8, 2012 Epic. Absolutely epic. That is all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NurembergVillan Posted July 8, 2012 Moderator Share Posted July 8, 2012 We need a Connell style write up. Me? I spent the weekend in Wiltshire visiting the Mrs' brother. He drinks at a proper yokel local and we spent the day in there yesterday. I think if you'd taken everyone in that boozer they wouldn't have had a gobful of teeth between them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 Leemond get yer pic up in the rogues gallery with as many 'birds' as you can muster! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 bof and the shitmobile could write a book on his adventures Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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