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iPhone's and other touch screen phones. Dont see what all the fuss is about, as long as i can text and make/recieve a call, im really not arsed.

oh boy, you do know that... you know... you can watch specialist educational movies on your phone don't you? :D As well as some other pretty cool apps and games of course :suspect:

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iPhone's and other touch screen phones. Dont see what all the fuss is about, as long as i can text and make/recieve a call, im really not arsed.

oh boy, you do know that... you know... you can watch specialist educational movies on your phone don't you? :D As well as some other pretty cool apps and games of course :suspect:

Also it enables you to keep up with all the fun an japes that VT has to offer, whilst you are on the move or laying some cable.

eg Has Shillzz pulled a porker? Has Dante bought a new hat? Has Gareth offered up any more pearls of wisdom on what confectionary to use to make a woman go multiple?

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Banksy - in fact "Street Art" in general.

Isn't it just graffiti? Make the scrote paint over it is what I say......

Hmmmm... dunno.

See, I quite like stuff like THIS:

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Whereas stuff like THIS makes me want to give the culprits a good kicking:

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Just to give it all a bit of balance, I think the 2nd type is a lot better and harder to do than the Banksy stuff, I don't rate it. So what, he makes a template from some bird in a upstairs / downstairs type thing and sprays it *shrugs*. The second one is far more skillful and difficult to do, looks easy but try it, even in pencil.

Maybe harder to do, but it looks like shite.

:lol:

Agreed.

I watched a great channel 4 programme about Banksy and he is not put in a good light due to him ripping off other well known graffiti artists and there is a war going on over it between him and a well known 80s artist called Robbo.

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There's only one way to find out; I'll try both out on the missus tonight and report the results. I'm thinking if I measure the decibel level of the moans for each method we'll get something conclusive.

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There's only one way to find out; I'll try both out on the missus tonight and report the results. I'm thinking if I measure the decibel level of the moans for each method we'll get something conclusive.

Just video it, or shall i just come round and report our findings? You wont even know im there!

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I don't give a stuff about Banksy per se. It was just a general observation that if people MUST paint on walls, I'd rather it was that sort of thing than the chavvy scribble stuff.

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I watched a great channel 4 programme about Banksy and he is not put in a good light due to him ripping off other well known graffiti artists and there is a war going on over it between him and a well known 80s artist called Robbo.

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Actually, on the sex-fectionary topic I do have another trick, but it's not one to be undertaken lightly. I call it "The Scarface"; you'll need a Barratt's Sherbert Fountain.

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First, chew the liquorice straw until it's all you can taste in your mouth. When done, swallow it and proceed to give your woman a severe tonguing. As soon as she's wetter than monsoon season in Sri Lanka, empty the entirety of the sherbert over her lady bits. Leave it a couple seconds to froth, then quickly gobble the whole lot down in a sort of snorting motion. You'll feel this massive sugar-rush smack you square in the brain, at which point you have to shout "SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND" and then throw your todger in there.

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Actually, on the sex-fectionary topic I do have another trick, but it's not one to be undertaken lightly. I call it "The Scarface"; you'll need a Barratt's Sherbert Fountain.

BBFC_18_1982-2002.png

First, chew the liquorice straw until it's all you can taste in your mouth. When done, swallow it and proceed to give your woman a severe tonguing. As soon as she's wetter than monsoon season in Sri Lanka, empty the entirety of the sherbert over her lady bits. Leave it a couple seconds to froth, then quickly gobble the whole lot down in a sort of snorting motion. You'll feel this massive sugar-rush smack you square in the brain, at which point you have to shout "SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND" and then throw your todger in there.

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Oompa Loompa doompadee doo

I've got another puzzle for you

Oompa Loompa doompadah dee

If you are wise you'll listen to me

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