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How Many Times Do You Get The Nookie?  

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  1. 1. How Many Times Do You Get The Nookie?

    • Once every 1-2 months
      16
    • Once A Month
      20
    • Once A week
      31
    • 1-5 Times a week
      77
    • Every day (lucky bastard)
      3
    • Never (por bastard)
      29
    • Occasionally up the wrong 'un
      12


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This is unfair for me. My husband is 4000 miles away. So the answer is never. But if I answer off of how it is as a couple when we are together it quite different....obviously.

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This is unfair for me. My husband is 4000 miles away. So the answer is never. But if I answer off of how it is as a couple when we are together it quite different....obviously.

There is an equation you could do to work out a rough figure:

Distance / regularity of visits² * nookie sessions (- length of nookie sessions) = self-abuse ratio

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Ha. I'll just say that when together it's everyday or 1-5 a week. Closer to the 5. In fact, 1-5 a week seems like they should be seperate categories.

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Underworld.... Why does that ring a bell? Should it ring a bell?

Born Slippy.

Yes, they're shit

But they wrote the above song with you in mind; "Shoutin' Lager Lager Lager".

Ah wait, I get it now. Should've been "Shoutin' Scrumpy Scrumpy Scrumpy".

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Underworld.... Why does that ring a bell? Should it ring a bell?

Born Slippy.

Yes, they're shit

But they wrote the above song with you in mind; "Shoutin' Lager Lager Lager".

Ah wait, I get it now. Should've been "Shoutin' Scrumpy Scrumpy Scrumpy".

Its probably the worst, most annoying, most shit non-rap/hiphop "tune" in musical history

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Underworld.... Why does that ring a bell? Should it ring a bell?

Born Slippy.

Yes, they're shit

But they wrote the above song with you in mind; "Shoutin' Lager Lager Lager".

Ah wait, I get it now. Should've been "Shoutin' Scrumpy Scrumpy Scrumpy".

Its probably the worst, most annoying, most shit non-Beach Boys "tune" in musical history

Fixed

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