trimandson Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 I just wank now, so much easier. Her: "I want a cuddle" Me: "**** off and cuddle the cats then, all I wanted was your peachy behind and your lovely jugs" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villahero Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 surely a pun on pussys would have been more apt ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trimandson Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 surely a pun on pussys would have been more apt ? Trimmy don't do puns. Read the "Wait til the phone bill arrives" thread if you want jokes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paddy Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 Where's the 'considerably less when not at uni' option? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trinity-Tom Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 F*ck off Tom you smug bastard! MMM, why is it all the new posters join in with the sad wrinkly old bleeders in taking the piss out of me? :shock: Thats quite harsh Chris! You and Gavin see each other at least every other week don't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pelle Posted April 15, 2006 Share Posted April 15, 2006 Hm, left a gorgeous girl who set the standards for me in november so I don't find too many attractive enough these days to satisfy me and the only one who's been good enough lives apr 1000 miles away. Another good thing to say is "You know so many women, so little time, A lonely mans favourite drunken lie". Well, TBH, I haven't been so lucky with the girls the last 5 or 6 months so it has to be the first option. But the gorgeous girl thing was true and then, well, that's a whole different matter. Remember shagging her when she was wearing a Villa shirt... Nice memories... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitey Posted April 15, 2006 Share Posted April 15, 2006 ... shagging her when she was wearing a Villa shirt ... *smiles* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juju Posted April 16, 2006 Share Posted April 16, 2006 Hey, wheres the "Once per decade" option ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xliosive Posted March 12, 2011 Share Posted March 12, 2011 once was enough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legov Posted March 12, 2011 Share Posted March 12, 2011 Lucky effin bastards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted March 12, 2011 Share Posted March 12, 2011 Bloody hell xliosive, you dug this one out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogso Posted March 12, 2011 Share Posted March 12, 2011 I have it nearly every day. Nearly on a monday, nearly on a tuesday, nearly on a wednesday... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted March 12, 2011 Share Posted March 12, 2011 Old thread is old and full of banned posters! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted March 12, 2011 Share Posted March 12, 2011 Yeah that RantinRob bloke looks a proper word removed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted March 12, 2011 Share Posted March 12, 2011 Oh he was, he was... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan. Posted March 12, 2011 Share Posted March 12, 2011 1-5 times a week is a hell of a difference! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YLN Posted March 12, 2011 Share Posted March 12, 2011 It's really 2-5 times, as once a week is already covered. It could be the difference between 100 times a year and 250 times a year. At the moment, I'm hitting 0.0064/week over recent history Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan. Posted March 12, 2011 Share Posted March 12, 2011 Shhh im a once a week man so il take the 1-5 option please. Sounds better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC-Prideofbrum Posted March 12, 2011 Share Posted March 12, 2011 Usually take it up the wrong'un. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alf_stewart Posted March 12, 2011 Share Posted March 12, 2011 Surely a 'Masturbation' polled thread would be more appropriate for a survey of heavy internet users. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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