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I would only leave England for Texas

never been there but thats where I would go

Texas?!

"Only two things from Texas steers and queers - now which one are you boy?"

An Internet available for the film.........

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I would only leave England for Texas

never been there but thats where I would go

Texas?!

"Only two things from Texas steers and queers - now which one are you boy?"

An Internet available for the film.........

If anyone has to Google that they want **** with a shitty stick!!!

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I would only leave England for Texas

never been there but thats where I would go

Texas?!

"Only two things from Texas steers and queers - now which one are you boy?"

An Internet available for the film.........

If anyone has to Google that they want **** with a shitty stick!!!

I thought it was Officer and a gentleman

:oops:

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Ive found time has gone quicker since the little dude came along. He'll be 2 in August!!! I know its cliche, but it does only seem like yesterday that i was carrying him out of the hospital.
This is nothing mate.

When they start school, time speeds up again. But then when they go to high school it goes positively hypersonic.

The first 30 years of my life felt subjectively like about... 30 years. The next 30 (OK, 28) has felt like about ten. Seriously.

I know you can't even imagine your lad at high school right now, but it'll be on you before you can blink.

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I would only leave England for Texas

never been there but thats where I would go

Texas?!

"Only two things from Texas steers and queers - now which one are you boy?"

An Internet available for the film.........

If anyone has to Google that they want **** with a shitty stick!!!

I thought it was Officer and a gentleman

:oops:

actually I still think it was from that film (but it wasn't texas , but Oklahoma ?? )

is that internet transferable ?

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One for legov:

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I would only leave England for Texas

never been there but thats where I would go

Texas?!

"Only two things from Texas steers and queers - now which one are you boy?"

An Internet available for the film.........

If anyone has to Google that they want **** with a shitty stick!!!

I thought it was Officer and a gentleman

:oops:

actually I still think it was from that film (but it wasn't texas , but Oklahoma ?? )

is that internet transferable ?

Nope, it's definitely Full Metal Jacket.

But the exact quote is:

"Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?"

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(i'm 41 don't le the "29" in my username fool you :-) )

I'd always assumed the 29 represented the year you were born... ;)

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'tis sport to have the engineer hoist with his own petard...

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