AVFC_Hitz Posted November 19, 2013 Share Posted November 19, 2013 Number 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted November 19, 2013 Share Posted November 19, 2013 (edited) I want the speed one to be true... Edited November 19, 2013 by AVFCforever1991 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted November 19, 2013 Share Posted November 19, 2013 (edited) It was when she was a backing singer in Goodbye Mr.Mackenzie so well before she was famous. They'd been supporting (iirc) The Primitives and she sauntered over to me and in a slightly drunken, thick Scottish brogue asked me if i'd like to accompany her back to where they were staying that night. After reading about her sexual exploits (the infamous breakfast story etc) i'm glad I declined, and as BOF says i've never seen the attraction. As for Manning, he was in Frankley services late one Friday night and a mate had driven us there for some after pub grub. I'd had a few to drink (must have been a few to tolerate service station food) and took the opportunity to tell him what I thought of him. His answer was a simple '**** off son'. So there you go. I didn't know the story, so just googled, 'shirley manson breakfast' and saw the headline "Badass Rocker Shirley Manson Likes Her Earl Grey with a Splash of..." Edited November 19, 2013 by Paddywhack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer1 Posted November 19, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted November 19, 2013 I certainly wouldn't have been able to look at Coco Pops the same way again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted November 19, 2013 Moderator Share Posted November 19, 2013 That's the kind of topping that takes away your innocence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted November 19, 2013 Moderator Share Posted November 19, 2013 I want the speed one to be true...It is and so is the Elvis Costello one. The Bobby Gillespie one isn't, I was however stood next to the bloke that did, he happened to be the original bass player of the Sisters or Mercy, Ben Mathews AKA Ben Gunn 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 1) I once chopped off a 'growth' with a pair of nail clippers, in a delicate area. 2) I punched through our front door in a fight with my step-dad which resulted in stitches on the wrist and hand. 3) I once was running in a supermarket, tripped, and opened a can of cat food with my chin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted November 20, 2013 Moderator Share Posted November 20, 2013 chopping off the growth is the lie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 Nope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 1) I once chopped off a 'growth' with a pair of nail clippers, in a delicate area. It's called an erection. It's normal, you probably could have even learned to enjoy it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 HAHAHAHAHAHAH....oh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 Number 2 is the lie. That was my sister. Three was by the far the most painful experience I can remember. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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