AstonMartyn88

Yeah, after I did what I always do when I first encounter a boss (panic, miss buttons, swear, run around a bit, panic, swear a bit more, miss more buttons, open my inventory for no reason and then die) Nice to see someone using the same tactics as me in an initial boss encounter

It's taken me 2.5 months of playing virtually everyday but I am at the final boss. Never got this far on DS1. On a side note, I see the daily mail are jumping up and down that the kid who murdered his teacher "was obsessed with dark souls"

In answer to the question posed in the topic title - You can't stop laughing yet

Chortle

Would probs have to be Birmingham United if you want the whole city to be under one team... Just threw up in my mouth reading that name

http://www.thesecretfootballer.com/articles/the-secret-footballer/16416/when-the-brains-of-human-beings-go-wrong/ Very interesting article from a footballer's perspective

I felt the same way when I first fought him but he is actually one of the easiest bosses. First run along the left wall and just hide in the area that goes into the wall to hide from the chariot (Get a shield that blocks 100% physical dmg and just hold that up). Repeat along the left and kill the mage this time. Wait for chariot to pass and run to right wall now and hide. Then run along the right to find another opening. Repeat until you get the mage. Across from the mage is a lever, just pull that and the boss will fall off the chariot and you fight the horse who is pretty simple. Are you playing on xbox? If so I might be able to help you. This topic seems to be my lucky charm - 5 minutes after I complained about EC I beat it, likewise with no mans wharf. I'm having more fun on this one than DS1 although I suspect that's something to do with the fact I haven't as yet spent 2 months stuck on one boss as I did with smough and ornstein. I'm doing a strength/dex build which suits my play style (no finesse, swing the sword around wildly) And yes I am playing on Xbox, meant to ask czechlad how did you mod your game? Unless you're playing the PC version?

Executioner's Chariot is incredibly annoying

That area's a nightmare, I ended up just sprinting for the fog gate after the 9th invasion. It's bizarre to me how I get invaded by people with all these wonderful weapons and shields that I never seem to find. And then they kill me. Over and over and over

I've finally found what makes DS enjoyable and worth all the dying - that moment of elation when you turn human just before a boss fight and see summoning signs. It's an amazing sense of community

The whole 'I'm a better fan than you' bollocks on the main forum

I would put in an appeal for calm but it seems somewhat pointless. We lost. To stoke. It happened. Get over it. It could have been SHA. And please can people stop with this 'I'm a better fan than you' rubbish. You don't get any prizes for being a better fan. We all largely pay the same to sit in the same area of the ground to watch the same team. Those of you that are able to go home and away well done to you. Doesn't make you any better than anyone else. Just means you have more disposable income to do so. Grow up people. Now to the game: We weren't very good yes, but that's how we have been since I can remember - a blinding result one week where suddenly there's England call ups being mentioned & challenging for cups next season, then a terrible one the next when suddenly we're doomed to relegation, sack everyone we're not good enough. We are an inconsistent, midtable team and that is our lot. I appreciate it's difficult to step back and look at it like that after a defeat such as this, and a victory like last week Let's just continue on our merry way and look forward to seeing who we buy in the summer.

I haven't even got through no-mans wharf If you have a lockstone, use it in the wharf. It turns on all the lights which pushes the dark creatures inside. It makes it a lot easier. Make sure you fully explore that area (hidden walls) cause there are some really good rings in there. Cheers. I think it's been mentioned elsewhere but this time round it's massively unforgiving if you get rushed by 2 or more enemies you're pretty much screwed

I haven't even got through no-mans wharf

2010 university 2011 onwards work and girlfriend? Terrible how the real world reduces playing time

I find both DS1 and DS2 horrendously difficult. Have only just beaten the second boss and have been playing for 8 hours

From the Daily Mail... so make of it what you will, although note the shirt the bloke is wearing http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2583618/Computer-games-obsessive-grabbed-kitchen-knife-claw-hammer-threatened-kill-neighbour-pulled-multiplayer-Grand-Theft-Auto-session.html

Can someone remind me if Mourinho's ever won at VP?

Yeung sentenced to 6 years jail

DIre opening 15, excellent 20, dire second 45. Job done though

This could turn ugly from the crowd if/when Norwich score again - someone said this has a Bolton feel about it. They could well be right

Empty seats my lord

Plod plod plod

The atmosphere is like watching us at home

Mentioned a few pages back but: "Tbh I at the moment I just don't care anymore. I am sick of going to Villa Park expecting a defeat. I am sick of away fans seeing us as a easy win. I am sick of us patient Villa fans paying money to see total shit. I am sick of aimless possession football with no movement. I am sick of no runners and awful delivery into the penalty area. I am sick of this side falling apart whenever Vlaar gets injured. I am sick of the lack of investment and lack of passion of our owner. I am sick of Lambert delivering pish poor home results than even under Mcleish would be seen as awful. I am sick of the best thing on match day being the chippy before the match. I am sick of terrible traffic going and getting out of Villa park and the dark, wet, bleak nights. I am sick of dreading to watch match of the day. I am sick of Villa just run as a also ran club and staying in the premier league as a good season. I am sick of bullshit promises and no delivery. I am sick of it." I completely agree with everything said above, aside from the bit regarding lack of investment. I am done with Villa. I love the club so much, but there's a point where it becomes "meh, fck it", For me, that was today. Fck. It.