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I'm gutted he's injured. He could have mashed Rooney up a treat at the week end.

No he doesn't. Sometimes he doesn't notice/can't hear us/is busy and he gets a few ironic boos.

1/13155129 or 7.6*10^-8 - so close to the odds of winning the lottery It's actually.... 1 in 3627... 1/13155129 is the odds of a pre-selected song coming up twice in a row but there are 3627 ways that can happen. And that's only the odds if he just listened to two tracks. Assuming he was listening for a while the odds would be: (number of tracks listened to - 1)/3627

Serious maths fail here. She is 136kg. I can assure you that's more that 1.75 times 54.4kg, I'm a top scientist. She's 300lbs, that's 21st 6lb. Imagine Ashley Young with Delph on his back holding one of Dunne's legs. That's how much she weighs.

To hold his utilities.

Coco is injured.

Megabus ftw.

I would say don't put too much pressure on him but he's too hard to feel pressure. Next Gerrard? He's the next Zinedine Armando Gerrard dos Santos Leite.

How the **** was Nelsen still on the pitch by the end? Dirty fecking word removed, no wonder 'Arry likes him. Anyway, WEMBERLEY, WEMBERLEY, WE'RE THE FAMOUS ASTON VILLA, AND WE'RE GOING TO WEMBERLEY!

He's a 26 year old stroppy word removed as opposed to a 19 year old England U21 international.

Does it matter which one of them I'd rather see? Neither will happen.

Exactly this. Well done!... whoever you were.

You can get 33/1 on Stan to score first but only 25/1 on Craig Gardner? I know he's got a powerful shot but it's unlikely he'll score from his sofa.

Hmm. :? Woodytom's topics of discussion for the day are how shit Laursen was and how little Villa have won.

Yet Amanda plastic face Holden does? Different strokes for different folks and all that, but that's poor form If I'm honest, I only find white girls attractive, maybe half cast but that's my limit. Don't know why. The term to use is mix race Is hybrid OK?

Indeed. Hybrids ftw.

Have you not tried holding between your thighs?

Haye reckons he's gonna move across once he's fought the rest of the Euro-giants. He supposedly has trained karate with his dad and does a bit of casual jiujitsu. As for which is bigger, I'd still say boxing is quite comfortably but the stubborn old generation of boxing fans are starting to die out. Also, Pacman and Moneyweather's refusal to fight the fight that would really revitalise boxing isn't exactly helping matters on that side of the fence.

Hi General, just wandering if you laughed as hard as the rest of us when you heard about Tom Hicks Jr's abusive email?

He's going to go head to head with Pac for PPV buys? Seems like cutting off his nose to spite his face to me. Dana will have a field day with that. AT LEAST he's not fighting Matt Hatton.

UFN 20 is on ESPN live tonight at 2am. Hooray for real TV!

Not very shockingly it was the Vera v Jones on Versus.

WEC 46 is live now. Here Dana **** complains about people watching Zuffa events on streaming sites and then doesn't even get a UK TV deal for this. Put it on TV so I don't have to steal it you dipshit!

You think he'd be favourite? :shock: Of course I don't....what the bookies say and what I say are 2 different things, and they often get it badly wrong in boxing. Hence my nice little 66-1 odds for Mayweather to KO Hatton 8) I still kick myself for not taking the 200-1 on Khan getting knocked out in the first by Prescott by the way....that's how wrong the bookies can be. I'd give Mayweather a better chance against Mosley by the way, having a good defence or being physically bigger than Mosley are pretty much essential - Pac has neither advantage in this case. I don't care about betting favourite, I mean you think Mosley would beat both? :?

You think he'd be favourite? :shock: