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whitsend

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  1. Why is this thread yet to turn into a The Day Today homage. "John Terry buried in dog avalanche" "Bouncing elephantitis woman destroys St Andrews" THIS IS THE NEWS!!!
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    Relegation

    Meat Loaf will be spinning in his grave. If indeed he's dead, and has room to spin.
  3. whitsend

    Relegation

    Time too chew ones own foot off methinks.
  4. Excellent, so that's six Saturday 3pm kick offs at vp for the season then.
  5. "Extraordinary Qualty Inspector". No that really is my current secondment job title.
  6. Just take it to a local scrap yard with your log book and they'll register it as destroid with the dvla. I'd recommend a quick google of a company called emr, they have sites pretty much everywhere and they probably pay the best and give you certificate of destruction.
  7. Some kind of fungal infection I'd imagine.
  8. Firstly well done to Bradford and especially Phil Parkinson who was a great blood and thunder player in his day. Secondly, hummmph.
  9. whitsend

    Fan Power

    I stayed until the end but didn't join in the chanting mainly as I was right pissed off after having a row with some tosser who thought it was acceptable to start hurling foul language and abuse at those who chose to leave early. We really do have some utter twerps amongst our support.
  10. Private gambling. Is this the first the forum has has heard of this as I thought it was common knowledge.
  11. Not quite so long a hmmmmm as my esophagus can't quite hadle it after decades of tobacco abuse.
  12. Hmmmmmmmm doesn't the rumour to that pardew owes a few million in gambling debts to Mike Ashley gather a bit more pace now. Quick sacking, nice pay out, easy repayment = under the counter taking money out of the club. As I said before hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
  13. I won't believe this rumour until its all over the red tops.
  14. Pythagoras walks into a bar muttering, 'If a right-angled triangle has a short side, X, a long side, Y, and hypotenuse, Z, then the square of Z must be equal to the sum of the square of X and the square of, erm... uh...' The barman says, 'Y, the long face?'
  15. Did well today. I like his hair.
  16. Tonight - Work Tomorrow - Replace a washer on a leaky outlet pipe that I can only get to by dismantling half of my fitted kitchen. Sunday - Some football game or other.
  17. Where does this come from? From Tom Ross, local journalist and general bell end.
  18. Pretty sure that's an unrecorded Smiths song.
  19. They both seem to be a lot smaller than they use to be. But then that could just be my eyes going for errrrr.... reasons unknown.
  20. Tevez and Lescott. Who else? Well we all know that Milners no looker and the met office use Kompany's ears to measure wind speeds, I would go on but I fear that some would question my sexuality and grammatical compitence. It doesn't make you homo to say another man is good looking or not. So please carry on Oh and I have to say Kompany is a surprise inclusion. Am I being groomed?
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