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whitsend

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  1. Tevez and Lescott. Who else? Well we all know that Milners no looker and the met office use Kompany's ears to measure wind speeds, I would go on but I fear that some would question my sexuality and grammatical compitence.
  2. It's only just occured to me that Man City have managed to compile the best ugly eleven in the world.
  3. Teenagers will use the term 'that's gonorrhea' to suggest that something is good.
  4. obviously a four fingered but i would also settle for a wagon wheel We could always up it to chunky if Man City are interested.
  5. I had exactly the same dream but Vincent Price got us a 96th minute winner.
  6. The arms look like those shit tattoos people have. Could be popular with the players, if it's not fake. If that's real I'm buying it for posterity.
  7. Bloody hell is that Sensible Soccer??!!! Had that on the master system and infact the cartridge was plug in so long that I ended up using the the case as an ash tray. Oh to be fourteen again.
  8. Welcome aboard sweaty (sure I said something similar to this last year). 15 prem goals out of Holt last year can't wait to see what he can get out of Bent.
  9. ....where have you been for the last 3 years...... Its the irony and contrast of last year - when every villa was praying for the mcleish deal to hit a snag !.................. (well I suppose it did...he was crap!) Funny you should mention irony and not detect the obvious sarcasm. Yes- 50% of me is scanning twitter\newsnow\ vital forums - for those words 'Lambert Confirmed' The Mrs is upstairs with her stockings on - but I can't drag myself from the keyboard ...... They are very nice stockings. At least they were.
  10. If I had any tissues left I'd offer you one. I ran out when the quit rumours started flying around too.
  11. Decent manager His wikipedia page says he is currently "king of the pixies". There's six points lost in a wave of mutilation then.
  12. A frequent haunt of mine, best curry around by far and the prawn purée starter is to die for! Indeed it is. And tonight it was! Helps being use to the sandwiches I suppose :winkold:
  13. OLE GUNNAR SOLSKJAERS CLARET AND BLUE ARMY!!! Rolls nicely off the tongue I think.
  14. Words fail me. What a fooking crotch pheasant that man is.
  15. Yes. I'd walk a mile and a bit to rub his face in the shit I can remember booing at half time if they winning.But that was when all games were played at the same time on a Saturday and we were more concerned with the opposition.
  16. Oh well there goes 60 quid for a Holland shirt with printing.
  17. Let's be fair we were playing against 22 players today. At least that's what it looked like anyway.
  18. Don't suppose you had a similar conversation with Terry Waite twenty five years or so ago did you?
  19. Bet they can't keep Terry out of the treatment room in that case.
  20. Who's the saucey bit of crumpet on the Chelsea bench? And no I don't mean David Luiz.
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