You gotta shop it in then POB, that's how you enter the competition.
If you're really gonna go with your manhood, I suggest copious use of the magnification tool.
Think of it as a competition.
What can YOU put in my mouth?
The most imaginative/hilarious suggestion will be rewarded with me putting their suggestion into my mouth for real.
I have been expressly forbidden (with threat of immediate divorce) from saying that to my missus when we eventually get married.
I'm gonna **** say it anyway, but still.