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GarethRDR

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  1. Ah, good point. Plus he can twiddle his left nipplenut to pick up short-wave radio transmissions.
  2. You gotta shop it in then POB, that's how you enter the competition. If you're really gonna go with your manhood, I suggest copious use of the magnification tool.
  3. Think of it as a competition. What can YOU put in my mouth? The most imaginative/hilarious suggestion will be rewarded with me putting their suggestion into my mouth for real.
  4. Oddly enough my Spurs-following peers hate Assou-Ekotto with a passion. Is he your marmite player?
  5. Got the latter, do need the former though.
  6. He tries to get the cheese from the pussy-cato.
  7. People who use double exclamation/question marks at the end of sentences (often repeatedly in a single paragraph), as if one somehow wasn't enough.
  8. I do in truth know the sum total of **** all about employment law.
  9. That depends on if you can get the stuff. Quid pro pube, my friend, quid pro pube.
  10. I'm well versed in the subject, but my help comes at a price; a tuft of King C's pubic hair.
  11. Ha, sounds good. I'll wheel in someone to play a Chaplin-esque piano soundtrack whilst I watch the flick for maximum effect.
  12. Is this b/w version included in the DVD release or is it sold seperately?
  13. Question for the throbbing VT film collective; is Darabont's "The Mist" worth watching?
  14. Can we get a refund under trading standards? He is definitely not fit for purpose, after all.
  15. One of the many upshots would be dropping "The Bells..." and having the team run out to "America, F**K YEAH!".
  16. Pizza Express are the only **** for miles around that have 'nduja on the menu. Best sausage EVER.
  17. Well, no... it's a card. He isn't really that small.
  18. My first ever football card had McLeish on it. I wish so much better for him then to have to manage that shambles.
  19. I have been expressly forbidden (with threat of immediate divorce) from saying that to my missus when we eventually get married. I'm gonna **** say it anyway, but still.
  20. "Ahhhhhhhhhh, she's my wife now..."
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