The Secret footballer is doing a live chat on the Guardians website atm, this applies to a certain SI i think.
Playing Sunday league football, I know lads who are absolutely top class in training. But for some reason, they're always rubbish on match days. Have you experienced players like this?"
TSF replies:
Definitely, every club has them. They are called the 'five-a-side player'. They are world-beaters in small sided games, you simply cant get the ball from them and their passing is excellent.
As soon as they are on a big pitch it is like playing with ten men. I couldn't tell you why though!