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Wha? You've lost me.* *Thats not difficult.

The absolute **** discrace of a 'debate' about Benefits on Channel 4 right now. Journos and MP's slinging mud at each other with personal insults and blindingly regurgitating stats as opposed to answering simple questions. Car crash television.

Still posting on VT minutes before TOS. ...and minutes after. Good work, Jones. Everytime someone says that I hear Daniel Cleaver...

WTF

I'm probably going to ruffle a lot of feathers with this one but... Stephen Fry. #sorrynotsorry

Tinie Tempah just went in for the high five with Prince William during his performance and it was reciprocated. Quality.

Big JC

Tom Hanks > Everyone. And he's a Villa fan, what's not to love about that man.

It's that time again, the BAFTA's are on BBC1 at 9pm. Here are the categories and nominees. (I've omitted the boring ones.) BEST FILM 12 Years a Slave, Anthony Katagas, Brad Pitt, Dede Gardner, Jeremy Kleiner, Steve McQueen American Hustle, Charles Roven, Richard Suckle, Megan Ellison, Jonathan Gordon Captain Phillips, Scott Rudin, Dana Brunetti, Michael De Luca Gravity, Alfonso Cuarón, David Heyman OUTSTANDING BRITISH FILM Gravity, Alfonso Cuarón, David Heyman, Jonás Cuarón Mandela: Long Walk To Freedom, Justin Chadwick, Anant Singh, David M. Thompson, William Nicholson Philomena, Stephen Frears, Gabrielle Tana, Steve Coogan, Tracey Seaward, Jeff Pope Rush, Ron Howard, Andrew Eaton, Peter Morgan Saving Mr Banks, John Lee Hancock, Alison Owen, Ian Collie, Philip Steuer, Kelly Marcel, Sue Smith The Selfish Giant, Clio Barnard, Tracy O’Riordan DOCUMENTARY The Act Of Killing, Joshua Oppenheimer The Armstrong Lie, Alex Gibney Blackfish, Gabriela Cowperthwaite Tim’s Vermeer, Teller, Penn Jillette, Farley Ziegler We Steal Secrets: The Story Of Wikileaks, Alex Gibney ANIMATED FILM Despicable Me 2, Chris Renaud, Pierre Coffin Frozen, Chris Buck, Jennifer Lee Monsters University, Dan Scanlon DIRECTOR 12 Years A Slave, Steve McQueen American Hustle, David O. Russell Captain Phillips, Paul Greengrass Gravity, Alfonso Cuarón The Wolf Of Wall, Street Martin Scorsese ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY American Hustle, Eric Warren Singer, David O. Russell Blue Jasmine, Woody Allen Gravity, Alfonso Cuarón, Jonás Cuarón Inside Llewyn Davis, Joel Coen, Ethan Coen Nebraska, Bob Nelson ADAPTED SCREENPLAY 12 Years A Slave, John Ridley Behind The Candelabra, Richard LaGravenese Captain Phillips, Billy Ray Philomena, Steve Coogan, Jeff Pope The Wolf Of Wall Street, Terence Winter LEADING ACTOR Bruce Dern, Nebraska Chiwetel Ejiofor, 12 Years a Slave Christian Bale, American Hustle Leonardo Dicaprio, The Wolf Of Wall Street Tom Hanks, Captain Phillips LEADING ACTRESS Amy Adams, American Hustle Cate Blanchett, Blue Jasmine Emma Thompson, Saving Mr. Banks Judi Dench, Philomena Sandra Bullock, Gravity SUPPORTING ACTOR Barkhad Abdi, Captain Phillips Bradley Cooper, American Hustle Daniel Brühl, Rush Matt Damon, Behind the Candelabra Michael Fassbender, 12 Years a Slave SUPPORTING ACTRESS Jennifer Lawrence, American Hustle Julia Roberts, August: Osage County Lupita Nyong’o, 12 Years a Slave Oprah Winfrey, The Butler Sally Hawkins, Blue Jasmine CINEMATOGRAPHY 12 Years A Slave, Sean Bobbitt Captain Phillips, Barry Ackroyd Gravity, Emmanuel Lubezki Inside Llewyn Davis, Bruno Delbonnel Nebraska, Phedon Papamichael SPECIAL VISUAL EFFECTS Gravity, Tim Webber, Chris Lawrence, David Shirk, Neil Corbould, Nikki Penny The Hobbit: The Desolation Of Smaug, Joe Letteri, Eric Saindon, David Clayton, Eric Reynolds Iron Man 3, Bryan Grill, Christopher Townsend, Guy Williams, Dan Sudick Pacific Rim, Hal Hickel, John Knoll, Lindy De Quattro, Nigel Sumner Star Trek Into Darkness, Ben Grossmann, Burt Dalton, Patrick Tubach, Roger Guyett PS. Brad & Angelina on the Red Carpet looking amazing.

Just sliced into the top of my thumb with a bread knife. Not only is it going to start REALLY hurting in an hour when the adrenaline wears off, but just doing normal things without the use of your thumb is really annoying.

Yeah definitely. That's a proper achievement. The 30th Wedding Anniversary is Pearl - which is a tricky one. Mother of pearl photoframe with a picture of them in? I went for exactly this. They loved it. Cheers Lozza. Can I call you Lozza? ... I'm calling you Lozza. Woohoo, super news. Glad they loved it. You can have special dispensaton to call me Loz / Lozza if you like, yes.

Hair drying. A waste of 15 minutes of my life every single damn day. ... Would also work in the things that piss you off thread.

#Legend

Jenny did say on here when she got asked the other day. I've got it on record just in case I oversleep.

... is not food, it's exercise.

The Beef Space Raiders are amazing.* *also perfect boring thread fodder.

Vedett, Extra Blond. Amazing.

You look lovely. :-)

Well I hope you all had a super Valentines Day. Only 364 days until the next one, woohoo!

Hahaha

It'll never last Neither do you, so I've heard. This is brilliant. What I want to know is what were the two words you redacted?! Just bits of my new address.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Lovejoy is alright at interviewing when it's a topic he's interested in, but when it's not he goes to absolute shit and is like a 5 year old with ADHD.

Awesome!