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Apologies for Morgan Sanson who I've just ignored for a week (where were you on that one @HanoiVillan ): Morgan Sanson (Nice) 5th/18th [Ligue 1] Home to Lorient (3-0) - Substituted in the 71st minute. 46 touches, 80.8% accuracy, 2 shots off target, 1 shot on target, 1 goal, 2 key passes, 1 big chance created. WhoScored.com rating of 8.14 / Sofascore.com rating of 8.2. Please let me know if you can't get the video in your region! Also, Teddy Rowe (Gloucester City) 23rd/24th [National League North] Home to Bishops Cleeve [Gloucestershire FA Challenge Cup Final] (2p-2) - Played 90 minutes. Missed penalty in shootout.

Jamal Murray hits a fadeaway game winner to complete a 20 point comeback against LBJ & the Lakers

Good point. @Tayls is correct.

Yeah, I had a bit of a double check when I was doing that!

Summary of the weekend - Seb stifles Small Heath Louie Barry (Stockport County) 1st/24th [League Two] Home to Accrington (4-2) - Substituted at half time [2-1]. 30 touches, 76.9% pass accuracy, 1 shot blocked, 3 key passes, 1 assist, 1 error leading to goal. Booked. WhoScored.com rating of 6.30 / Sofascore.com rating of 6.7. Ben Chrisene (Blackburn Rovers) 19th/24th [Championship] Home to Sheffield Wednesday (1-3) - Came on in the 84th minute [1-3]. 8 touches, 100% pass accuracy. WhoScored.com rating of 5.98 / Sofascore.com rating of 6.5. Blackburn are 3 points clear of the relegation zone with 2 games remaining. Leander Dendoncker (Napoli) 8th/20th [Serie A] Away at Empoli (1-0) - Unused substitute. Josh Feeney (Real Union) 12th/20th [Spanish Primera Federación] Home to Unionistas (3-1) - Came on in the 90th minute [2-0]. Real Union are 2 points above the relegation zone with 6 games remaining. Filip Marschall (MK Dons) 4th/24th [League Two] Away at Harrogate (3-5) - Unused substitute. Locked into 4th spot. Kosta Nedeljkovic (FK Crvena zvezda) 1st/16th [Serbian Super Liga] Home to Partizan (3-2) - Not in the squad (hip). Tommi O'Reilly (Real Union) 12th/20th [Spanish Primera Federación] Home to Unionistas (3-1) - Came on in the 90th minute [2-0]. Sebastian Revan (Rotherham) 24th/24th [Championship] Home to SHA (0-0) - Played 90 minutes. 60 touches, 75.8% pass accuracy, 1 shot on target, 3 key passes. WhoScored.com rating of 7.42 / Sofascore.com rating of 7.7. Rico Richards (Stockport County) 1st/24th [League Two] Home to Accrington (4-2) - Came on in the 74th minute [3-1]. 7 touches, 0% pass accuracy. WhoScored.com rating of 6.02 / Sofascore.com rating of 6.2. Teddy Rowe (Gloucester City) 23rd/24th [National League North] Home to Scunthorpe (1-2) - Came on after half time [1-0]. Viljami Sinisalo (Exeter City) 12th/24th [League One] Away at Northampton (1-2) - Played 90 minutes. 70 touches, 74.1% pass accuracy, 6 saves. WhoScored.com rating of 7.36 / Sofascore.com rating of 7.6 Lino Sousa (Plymouth Argyle) 20th/24th [Championship] Away at Stoke (3-0) - Unused substitute. Plymouth are 2 points clear of the relegation zone with 2 games remaining. Oliver Zych (Puszcza Niepolomice) 13th/18th [Ekstraklasa] Away at Cracovia (0-1) - Played 90 minutes. 42 touches, 50% pass accuracy, 2 saves. Sofascore.com rating of 6.9 Two points above the relegation zone, 5 games to play.

Funny the double standards that exist between GKs celebrating and a goalscorer celebrating isn’t it.

Plus Archer is who has to come back to us right?

Potential banana skin avoided. Chelsea looks to be another one. I love this **** team.

A quote from Baseketball, one of my favourite comedies:

The Lakers get a ridiculous amount of free throws compared to everyone else. Partly because they attack the rim and don't shoot a lot of threes. They also get a ridiculous amount of star calls.

Summary of midweek (sorry) - Barry & Rico Richards are champions Louie Barry (Stockport County) 1st/24th [League Two] Away at Notts County (2-5) - Came on in the 63rd minute [2-4]. 15 touches, 83.3% pass accuracy, 1 shot off target (penalty miss - hit woodwork), 4 key passes, 1 assist. WhoScored.com rating of 6.92 / Sofascore.com rating of 7.0. Champions! Philippe Coutinho (Al-Duhail) 5th/12th [Qatar Stars] Away at Mu'aidar (2-5) - Substituted in the 85th minute [2-4]. 58 touches, 91.3% pass accuracy, 1 shot on target, 1 shot off target, 1 goal, 1 key pass, 1 big chance created, 1 assist. Sofascore.com rating of 8.3 Rico Richards (Stockport County) 1st/24th [League Two] Away at Notts County (2-5) - Unused substitute.

Couple of nice recent ones:

Summary of the weekend - Barry & Rico Richards get promoted. Coutinho scores a worldie. Louie Barry (Stockport County) 1st/24th [League Two] Home to Morecambe (2-0) - Came on in the 71st minute [2-0]. 5 touches, 100% pass accuracy, 1 shot on target. WhoScored.com rating of 6.18 / Sofascore.com rating of 6.7. Stockport are 4 points clear on top of League Two with a game in hand, three games remaining for them. Automatic promotion secured. Ben Chrisene (Blackburn Rovers) 17th/24th [Championship] Away at Leeds (0-1) - Came on in the 83rd minute [0-1]. 2 touches, 0% pass accuracy. WhoScored.com rating of 6.11 / Sofascore.com rating of 6.7. Blackburn are 5 points clear of the relegation zone with 3 games remaining. Philippe Coutinho (Al-Duhail) 6th/12th [Qatar Stars] Versus Shabab Al-Ahli [Qatar-UAE Super Shield Final] (1-2) - Played 90 minutes. Scored. Leander Dendoncker (Napoli) 8th/20th [Serie A] Home to Frosinone (2-2) - Unused substitute. Josh Feeney (Real Union) 15th/20th [Spanish Primera Federación] Away at Sestao River (3-1) - Unused substitute. Real Union are 2 points above the relegation zone with 6 games remaining. Filip Marschall (MK Dons) 4th/24th [League Two] Home to Mansfield (1-4) - Unused substitute. MK Dons are now an outside chance of automatic promotion, guaranteed playoffs with 2 games remaining. Dylan Mitchell (Alvechurch) 15th/21st [Southern League Premier Central] Away at Coalville (2-1) - Came on in the 80th minute [2-1]. Kosta Nedeljkovic (FK Crvena zvezda) 1st/16th [Serbian Super Liga] Home to Zeleznicar (3-0) - Not in the squad (hip). Tommi O'Reilly (Real Union) 15th/20th [Spanish Primera Federación] Away at Sestao River (3-1) - Unused substitute. Sebastian Revan (Rotherham) 24th/24th [Championship] Away at Swansea (1-0) - Played 90 minutes. 31 touches, 64.7% pass accuracy, 1 shot off target. WhoScored.com rating of 6.22 / Sofascore.com rating of 6.5. Rico Richards (Stockport County) 1st/24th [League Two] Home to Morecambe (2-0) - Came on in the 71st minute [2-0]. 7 touches, 60% pass accuracy. WhoScored.com rating of 6.09 / Sofascore.com rating of 6.4. Teddy Rowe (Gloucester City) 23rd/24th [National League North] Away at Ashton (4-1) - Played 90 minutes. Hit the bar. Booked. Viljami Sinisalo (Exeter City) 12th/24th [League One] Away at Port Vale (2-4) - Played 90 minutes. 29 touches, 69.2% pass accuracy, 1 save. WhoScored.com rating of 5.81 / Sofascore.com rating of 6.0 Lino Sousa (Plymouth Argyle) 18th/24th [Championship] Home to Leicester (1-0) - Not in the squad. Plymouth are 4 points clear of the relegation zone with 3 games remaining. Oliver Zych (Puszcza Niepolomice) 15th/18th [Ekstraklasa] Home to Lech (2-1) - Played 90 minutes. 41 touches, 41.2% pass accuracy, 1 save. Sofascore.com rating of 6.5 First win since January 26th! . Two points above the relegation zone, 6 games to play.

Thank **** that season is done. Bring on 20 wins next season

"We are the Tim Henman of the Premier League. Well done Tim, well done Tim"

Now tied with Gareth Barry for 3rd on the Villa Premier League goal contributions list. 59 goals, 23 assists matches Gareth's 41 goals, 41 assists. Only has Yorke 87 and Gabby 108 ahead of him.

50th clean sheet for Villa. What a legend.

Summary of Wednesday night - It's Hornso with the late news. Ben Chrisene (Blackburn Rovers) 18th/24th [Championship] Away at Bristol City (5-0) - Came on for the start of the 2nd half [2-0]. 24 touches, 61.5% pass accuracy. WhoScored.com rating of 6.18 / Sofascore.com of 6.3. Blackburn are 3 points clear of the relegation zone with 4 games remaining. Sebastian Revan (Rotherham) 24th/24th [Championship] Away at WBA (2-0) - Played 90 minutes. 40 touches, 63.6% pass accuracy, 1 shot on target, 1 shot off target, 1 shot blocked. WhoScored.com rating of 5.92 / Sofascore.com rating of 6.2.

Not getting a look in.

What's the sound of one hand with 6 fingers clapping?

Summary of Tuesday night - The Return of Louie Barry Louie Barry (Stockport County) 1st/24th [League Two] Away at Colchester (1-2) - Came on in the 63rd minute [1-2]. 11 touches, 100% pass accuracy, 1 shot blocked. WhoScored.com rating of 6.14 / Sofascore.com rating of 6.7 Stockport are 4 points clear on top of League Two with a game in hand, four games remaining for them. Automatic promotion all but confirmed. Rico Richards (Stockport County) 1st/24th [League Two] Away at Colchester (1-2) - Unused substitute. Teddy Rowe (Gloucester City) 23rd/24th [National League North] Away at Alfreton (3-0) - Unused substitute. Viljami Sinisalo (Exeter City) 12th/24th [League One] Away at Leyton Orient (2-2) - Played 90 minutes. 36 touches, 72.7% pass accuracy, 0 saves. WhoScored.com rating of 5.46 / Sofascore.com rating of 6.0. Lino Sousa (Plymouth Argyle) 20th/24th [Championship] Home to QPR (1-1) - Not in the squad. Plymouth are 2 points clear of the relegation zone with 4 games remaining.

The Chelsea loanees probably play [insert troll gif]