MrSmirch

"I watch his every game. He truly, truly sucks. He doesn't get back from attacking because he is lazy. It's his nature. Furthermore, he has zero physique and tackling and has struggled against subpar Eredivisie wingers and youth players. If his attacks would then at least cause some goals or assists, it could outweigh it all. But he simply rushed forward like Stevie Wonder. Except the latter has actual talent and probably better vision. And I'm an Ajax supporter. I simply hate him. We have good alternatives on the bench too. Kick this idiot out." Oh dear.

I like it

Would they really advertise benteke in the new kit if he's off? How depressing

Are we still in for Amavi?

Did we sign that youth belgian striker who was getting a tour of villa park last year? I dont recall hearing the conclusion of that.

Swing low, sweet cherrrrrrrryyyyy

They said they'd unveil the kit early in July as well... Maybe they'll combine the kit unveiling with the presentation of the new owners, could save a few quid on not hiring a band.

Similar to last year I think, few spurs loans, a couple of free's and maybe a few million on a Delph replacement if he goes. Meanwhile, the likes of Ayew, Deulofeu, Payet and Tabanou have already been snapped up. Gonna be another year of relegation fears with the mid table clubs getting even stronger.

It could be a relegation clause.

That's when he was capable of black magic... now he's just black.

Isn't Begovic running his contract down with a view to moving to a bigger club? Can't see him joining us. Or maybe Stoke want to bring through Butland?

Sylla, Sylla, Sylla, He no longer plays for villa,villa, villa.... I'll see myself out

Pritchard on loan?

Has Schlupp recovered from the mega tackle that Clark gave him? I'd take N'Zonzi in a heartbeat.

Took my daughter to the doctors because she said she had Beiber Fever. Turns out it was downsyndrome

too many Carles whispers...

I was good mates with pat roberts until he moved to a different seconday school, really weird seeing him linked to city.

FM Base is good

Too many Chinese cooks spoil the broth

Guzan Trippier, Okore, Clark, Kolarov Delph, Westwood, Micheal Bradley Gil, Austin, Grealish Trippier- £5-10 Kolarov- £4-6 Bradley- £6-9 Austin- £15-20

What happened to that Leo Baptistao fella? The on loan striker from atletico

Neil Taylor signed a new contract, luongo is off to qpr. Cleverley and trippier would be excellent but I wouldn't take Richards and I haven't really seen much of Bamford but if he does as well on loan as Lukaku did then why not. Don't think we'd need to spend £25 M on 2 strikers either, I'd rather blow that allotment of the budget wholly on someone like.... Well I have no idea, I trust paddy and his boys to find someone. I think we could get more for lowton, Aly and andi but less for zoggy, I think he'll be off to a French club if he does go. Didn't Hutton sign a new contract after a few games at the start of this season as well? Can't see him leaving.

pre war and post war segments? airships? set in Boston? Awwwwwwwwww yeah

Did he chuff. He's the only player I've seen a Youtube clip of that has shots going over and wide as a highlight. Apart from the comedy Heskey ones. Chuff that, there were clips where he went bottom corner, near post from 30 yards. And then other ones where he'd run like the wind, be one on one with the keeper and then just hammer it past him from outside the box. I was excited... Until his ninth shot in a row went into row Z.

Tonev looked good on YouTube.