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MrSmirch

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  1. @omariqy Perrin the GK you were hearing whispers about?
  2. This has probably come from his agent so doesn’t really mean anything
  3. Good to see Mings loping around like a two legged she lion. Jota will be a real asset. Green is poor, won’t make it here. Bjarnason can chip off as well.
  4. I always used to sign THE Trezuguet for Villa back in the days of master league on the Collina PES. Full circle hashtag.
  5. Dyche is absolutely a better coach. Steve is just a huge bloke who shouts about pies. In all seriousness i think he’ll stay in the job long enough to guarantee relegation, 15-25 point range after 38 games.
  6. I think he’s great when we’re on the front foot and attacking the **** out of teams but not when defending a lead.
  7. Neuer wants a new challenge https://www.whoscored.com/Articles/DIdE5qUZFUOx7Qo_oPqhJw/Show/Stats-Study-Why-Alisson-and-Oblak-are-pipped-to-pole-in-top-goalkeeper-ratings any of these would be nice cheers Jesus XX
  8. I’m loving Engels instead, And through it all he offers us protection a lot of love and affection Whether we win or lose and up the league we go wherever it may take us i know that it won’t break us When I come to call, she won't forsake me I'm loving engels instead thank you in advance for the 100+ “like” reactions this will get as I know we’re all huge Robbie Williams fans on this board.
  9. Suso and Purslow must look like squiddly diddly in the office juggling phones and paperwork
  10. What Premier league team will sell a good first team player of theirs? Let’s say you want Doucoure off Watford, great player and proven in the PL, would be looking at £40M+. Callum Wilson is being touted for even more than that and he’s had several massive injuries. Even the less established teams who you’d think 7/8 years ago would sell as soon as the top 4 came calling can now demand huge sums for their good players like Dunk, Maguire, Perez (£30M?!), Lanzini etc. Every footballer is a millionaire now so the desire to force through a move is probably lessened a good amount. The only times you’re going to buy off premier league teams is when the player wants to leave and won’t play or isn’t good enough for the club they’re currently at, and they’ll still charge loads e.g Targett, Ings, Vlasic. Half decently run PL teams are swimming in cash and can demand “F Off” money for their players, so “premier league experience” is something we should be avoiding if anything as it just means paying through your nose for a player who won’t be miles better than a cheaper option from a different market.
  11. MrSmirch

    Ezri Konsa

    Yeah I think you’ve got a very good chance, consistently underestimated due to how frequently players and managers change but never panicking or looking like going down. Other clubs would have sacked Frank after he had a slow start. With some luck, avoiding key injuries and no PL teams ballsing up their window (like Fulham last year) and doing all their business in the last few days of the window and throwing money at your stars, then yeah I think you’ll be right up there.
  12. They’ve got a tough start to the season too, could well be a very hairy situation for the both of us by the time we play them in late November.
  13. Brentford were apparently interested this time last year, interesting... https://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/bjorn-engels/geruechte/spieler/193469
  14. He needs to walk it back at the risk of a full blown cancelling.
  15. Ahh this will be absolutely PEAK Ashley. Imagine 50k turning up to watch that absolute vegetable put out a team each week
  16. I know jack about Trezugeut but I’m old enough to remember Tonev so I’m not excited
  17. abcdefghijklmnopqrstupwyxz Hidden within that stream of random letters are he names of the players we are going to sign. #MrSmirchITK
  18. Derby, Fulham, Bristol, Cardiff, Wednesday and Leeds are my front runners. Stoke, baggies and Huddersfield don’t look like they’ve got a plan. Brentford could surprise if they keep Benrahma and Maupay, maybe Watkins steps up to the next level and a few more gems start shining. Nobody's gonna walk it,
  19. A friend of mine is going to start donating sperm on a regular basis, apparently theres a huge shortage (bloody brexit). He says its £20 cash in hand plus another £15 direct debit if its good stuff. You’ve got to hold off masturbating for 2 days prior so he’ll be attempting roughly 10 visits a month. Not for me... yet.
  20. Agreed on Stormzy, I think he’s shite. I don't get the Marvel films and the ridiculous amount of breathless fawning they get. Boring, far far too long and pumped out every 8 months by the Hollywood machine.
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