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Nigel

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  1. Im off to Glas in a few days, anyone else?
  2. A tourist visiting the old Wild West comes across a Red Indian with his ear pressed to the ground. "Say, what you doin there" "Um big carriage come by just after sun up" "Jesus that’s nothing short of amazing, how could you know such a thing" “.... broke my neck"
  3. Gotta be the first for me!
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    No.3 for me, simple and effective with a touch of class!
  5. What like Vinnie Jones in that prison film? Mean Machine!
  6. the piles of cash they are rumoured to be offering ? Harry has plenty of piles of cash already, under the floor boards, the bed, in the walls, in accounts in the Cayman islands, etc etc.... But seriously he is on good money at Pompy already I just can't see him going up there for a little extra when he can have it easy down on the south coast. Harry loves cash (Apparently!) .....and he would love the status of managing a bigger prem team, IMO of course!
  7. A couple of reporters yesterday on ssn were doubting hed leave, asking the question why would Redknapp leave the 'sunny' south to move up norf! Me, id say hes got his bagged packed and copy of whippet times in his pocket! As i said on another thread id love him to go just to knock Portsmouth out of the Euro reckoning..... but i still think it will be Jol!
  8. I prefer it when we are predicted to lose, we seem to play better!
  9. Ive just remembered my favorite joke when I was 'knee high to a grasshopper'...... What do you call a 9 foot Gorilla with a machine gun? Sir!
  10. There is no contract Santa, you can join up for just a month!
  11. Alright then ask yourself this, who would you be more likely to let out in front of you, a good looking girl, an elderly gentleman, or a car full of hoods? If there is any difference between your choice it could be argued that subconsciously it not a selfless act, as it should not matter who was in that car to influence the act! I am only playing devils advocate here by the way as i would like to agree with your ideals, however when the word 'subconscious' comes in there can never be a correct answer IMO!
  12. You could argue that by asking a simple question....Do you get annoyed if people dont let you out? If the answer is no you are a saint, if yes it could be said the reason you let them out is because you deem this the correct act for this situation, a kind of give and take that will be expected back in the future!
  13. Surely by very definition those kinds of completley selfless acts would not be heard of since they would not be done in want of any publicity!
  14. At this stage jokes are probably on their third showing now, but the oldies still crack me up..... A salesman is initially shocked to be met at the front door by a kid no older than 5 years old dressed in what must be his dads smoking jacket, a brandy in one hand and a lit fag in the other. After recovering his poise he goes about his spiel "Umm is your dad in?" The kid looks up and responds as quick as a flash "Does it **** look like it!"
  15. But Gudjohnsen and Moore wouldn't. I think if we were to sign the excellent footballer that is Eidur Gudjohnsen, we would rotate the 4 strikers for the needs of the game. I'd like to see us do that anyway to be honest, I think that all 3 of our strikers are too good to be on the bench for a sustained period of time and no doubt the same will go for any newcomers. Im not so sure that Gudjohnsen could be tempted to join us on the promise of being rotated with 3 others. He could stay at Barca and do that!
  16. In all seriousness if they are offering 200/1 on Eindhoven and we are not even listed it may be worth a few quid in plain hope!
  17. Think i should place a bet? Good to see our pursuit being taken seriously by the bookies :cry: and they will lose a lot of meney too for no ttaking us seriously Are they filming a new series of Allo Allo?
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