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Nigel

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  1. Just the title of this thread has made me hungry! Madras for me ...with a plain naan and mushroom fried rice!
  2. Finally i have found it! I dont think i have laughed so much at a radio broadcast more in my life than when i first heard this. enjoy edit - probably NSW
  3. Owls are the only birds who can see the colour blue.
  4. It's against the law to burp, or sneeze in a church in Nebraska, USA.
  5. Only for the Ball Peen Hammer, this isn't the case for a claw hammer, a framing hammer, a geologists hammer or a lump hammer. Sorry... Only in 'forn parts. In Good old Blighty it's ball-pein. So what about the claw hammer I've got that has a, erm, claw, on it? This has made me look very silly. I've had to apologise to my friends for giving them false pieces of completely useless information. Thanks a lot VT Surely the opposite end of a lump hammer is....a lump hammer?
  6. The process of hanging is designed to snap your spnial cord at the 3rd vertebrea. The length of rope and drop is calculated on the victims weight to have the desired effect. If the drop is too great or if you increase the drop by jumping before the trap is opened you run the risk of decapitation. I'd still take decapitation over strangling. The process doesn't strangle Stevo, done properly it breaks the spinal cord - instant death. ....and pullng your head off would not result in instant death?
  7. 33.....still a hot prospect at Milan!
  8. By the looks of things im not on my own in choosing the filthy scousers!
  9. Took the mother in law out last night! .....quick smack, she never even saw it!
  10. Nigel

    Do you read?

    Ah , the old CIA killer program book , make sure you ignore the voices in your head afterwards They will just have to compete with the rest!
  11. Nigel

    Do you read?

    Fantastic book, i recomend it to everyone when the conversation turns to literature!
  12. Nigel

    Do you read?

    I love Animal Farm, it was a good book to study for GCSE. I tell you, even if it teaches you nothing, you will still enjoy your bacon sarnis more the next day!
  13. Nigel

    Do you read?

    Just finished Animal Farm (The book Rob ) great little story and always wanted to read it. Just starting 'Catcher in the Rye' of which I have high exectations (never a good thing when starting a book)!
  14. I HATE these **** chuck norris statements, but I must admit that one made me smile. Most of them seem to be written by adolescent tekkie geek nerds, but there are a few that tickled me!
  15. If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
  16. The word Arctic comes from the Greek word arktos (άρκτος) , which means bear. Its a quick way of remembering which of the poles have Polar bears, as the word 'Antartic' obviously means 'without bears'
  17. Ah... my 18th birthday and an island in the middle of Knowle! James Bond eat ya heart out
  18. St Johnston is the only team in the British isles to contain the letter 'J'.
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