Tony insired me to look through my old folders.
Ah the old ones...
A Scouser, a Manc and a Brummie are all working in Saudi Arabia. As it is a strict government alcohol is against the law and the nightlife is pretty limited. The Englishmen decide that they will not get caught and decide to risk brewing their own. Unfortunately they are caught and hauled up in front of the Sheik.
"Alcohol is strictly against my laws and as you have disobeyed me you will be punished" boomed the Sheik. "100 Lashes for each" "However, I have fond memories of England and I will grant you all one wish because of my sentimentality"
The Manc was 1st in line and when asked what wish he wanted he said with a smug grin "Tie a pillow to my back"
The Sheik tied a pillow to the back of the Brummy and a huge Arabic guy stepped up behind him with the whip. The pillow only lasted around 30 lashes before the whip cut through, after 80 the Manc passed out with the pain and was carried off to his cell.
Next up was the Scouser, having seen what had happened to the Manc he was a bit panicked and not being the best at maths spluttered out "Tie 2 pillows to my back"
The sheik looked at him curiously and carried out his wish, tying two pillows to his back. The same punishment began and obviously after only 60 lashes the whip cut through the pillow. The Scouser still had 40 lashes left and although he didn't pass out, he waswhimpering when the sheik counted 100 and was dragged off back to his cellin a right state.
The sheik turned to the Brummie, who looked remarkably relaxed considering his circumstances. "I visited Birmingham as a youth and found it to be a most beautiful city, for this reason I will grant you 2 wishes my friend" The sheik said.
The Brummie was pleasantly surprised and said "Give me 300 lashes" The sheik looked at him with total admiration "not only are you an honest man you are also very brave my friend" the sheik commented "and your second wish?"
"Tie the Scouser to my back"