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Nigel

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  1. I HATE these **** chuck norris statements, but I must admit that one made me smile. Most of them seem to be written by adolescent tekkie geek nerds, but there are a few that tickled me!
  2. If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
  3. The word Arctic comes from the Greek word arktos (άρκτος) , which means bear. Its a quick way of remembering which of the poles have Polar bears, as the word 'Antartic' obviously means 'without bears'
  4. Ah... my 18th birthday and an island in the middle of Knowle! James Bond eat ya heart out
  5. St Johnston is the only team in the British isles to contain the letter 'J'.
  6. Never a truer word said!
  7. Not guilty. I remember someone posting it though. Hands up, that was me! Why if it wasn't for you pesky kids.... :oops:
  8. Agree. Same here, and how long till the powers that be realise they can make some extra money from the tournaments too!
  9. Definately the Spanish option for me, its this years trend! Heres hoping Alan Sheerez gets it!
  10. 1 vote for Lost! Honourable mentions to prison break (1st 2 series), Heroes, BSG, and The Unit (not on the list)
  11. Randy called me to do this poll so he could choose which one!
  12. Its 50/50 now, I know he’s screwed us around but he is a quality player. Whether MON forgives him is the more pertinent question!
  13. Thats the risk you have to take
  14. If you allowed to bring one to VP, which one would you bring? Ashton for me as when fully fit he offers the greater goal threat IMO! (Mods could I have a Poll please bob?)
  15. queens of the stone age - Mosquito song
  16. Ah the memories....used to love that song!
  17. Whats blue and **** grannies? Me and my lucky blue coat! (With thanks to Mr Jack Dee)
  18. It will be interesting to see how Chelsea do this year, but it will be a new test for 'Big Phil' going away to places like Stoke on a miserable mid week fixture. I think Man U will win it soley due to experience!
  19. It's a myth matey, believe me, my icon points left, but fuel door is on the right. http://www.snopes.com/autos/techno/icon.asp Thats strange, ive tested this on all kinds of cars here and abroad and everyone was correct. Have you considered that your car may have been 2 a few years ago
  20. Dont know if this has already been posted here but I cant really be arsed to check.. If you are in a car and dont know which side the petrol tank is on all you have to do is look at he petrol pump diagram stamped onto every dashboard. If the handle is pointing to the right then this is the side of the tank and vice versa.
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